Texas Chainsaw (2013)

And, because I wanted a double-feature with Zero Dark Thirty, I also went to see the new Texas Chainsaw movie (in 2D)… which is weird in that it’s a direct sequel to the 1970s Texas Chainsaw Massacre that ignores the actual sequels from the 80s and early 90s and the more recent remake and prequel. I think I just put more thought into this than the people who made the movie! Anyhow, it’s not a bad movie if you like movies about crazy people and chainsaws… I’ve seen much worse slasher flicks in my time. I will say the main girl has incredible eyes and they make sure we see a lot her belly and cleavage… that’s a bonus right?

Score: 72