Founders Day
Founders Day is often a tedious slog of a slasher film that I actively begrudge admit some quality moments in its final act. Moments the rest of the film absolutely does not earn and I barely can recommend the film… … Continue reading
Founders Day is often a tedious slog of a slasher film that I actively begrudge admit some quality moments in its final act. Moments the rest of the film absolutely does not earn and I barely can recommend the film… … Continue reading
When is a vampire movie not a vampire movie? When it’s set in the American Pacific Northwest but filmed in Ireland and it’s about a local monster myth called The Red Coat. But when you likely have to rename the … Continue reading
Last Night at Terrace Lanes is horror film where masked cultists descend upon a bowling alley on its closing night. The survivors have to scramble and use their knowledge of the facility to survive and fight back. Horror Die Hard … Continue reading
Destroy all Neighbors is a very silly – maybe too silly – Shudder original horror/comedy. It’s wacky and goofy and maybe a little try-hard… like you can see the gears spinning to crate a kind of throwback cult film. I … Continue reading
Well, I took a gamble that a 2024 out-of-nowhere digital rental horror flick might be decent… and I kind of wanted some new werewolf action…. so I blame only myself for rotting my brain with this mediocrity. Sigh. Hellhounds is … Continue reading
I sat on Candy Land all last year… thinking, yeah, maybe it’s a bit of sleazy fun but it also came out in 2022 and I want to watch 2023 films (or some such goony logic). But it’s 2024 now … Continue reading
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the pool… it’s Death Pool: The Pool that Eats”. Or, you know, just good ‘ol Night Swim (a movie about a death pool). Not since Unbreakable and Lethal Weapon … Continue reading
Poor Things is one of the stranger movies I’ve seen this year. It’s weird in that way only Yorgos Lanthimos can be weird… chucking aside any sense of box office and decorum or expectations and just doing whatever is rattling … Continue reading
The Sacrifice Game is a Shudder original Christmas horror home invasion/slasher type thing. It’s about a couple of girls and a teacher at a boarding school over Christmas… you might even call them Holdovers. On Christmas Eve, a gang of … Continue reading
Satanic Hispanics is an anthology horror film that’s a little uneven and yet ends so spectacularly, it’s worth watching just to get to its final ten minutes. Like many anthologies, it has a wrap-around/frame story and then its selection of … Continue reading