Cat and Dog
Mark this, my movie watching brothers and sisters, for this is the day where America, nay the world, gains the moral high ground in the long war for who is most responsible for bad cinema. My friends, it is no … Continue reading
Mark this, my movie watching brothers and sisters, for this is the day where America, nay the world, gains the moral high ground in the long war for who is most responsible for bad cinema. My friends, it is no … Continue reading
Beautiful Wedding is the unexpected sequel to the pretty bad – but campy – Beautiful Disaster. Not sure who was asking for a sequel but sometimes chumps like me fall for it… so… I guess the producers? This one follows … Continue reading
Gods of the Deep is a Lovecraft-inspired film about the discovery of an undersea portal beneath Antarctica and the team of scientists who investigate. Once their dubious sub enters, they discover.. well.. check out the poster art, I guess. It’s … Continue reading
Last Night at Terrace Lanes is horror film where masked cultists descend upon a bowling alley on its closing night. The survivors have to scramble and use their knowledge of the facility to survive and fight back. Horror Die Hard … Continue reading
Well, I took a gamble that a 2024 out-of-nowhere digital rental horror flick might be decent… and I kind of wanted some new werewolf action…. so I blame only myself for rotting my brain with this mediocrity. Sigh. Hellhounds is … Continue reading
I swear this movie exists… though I also swear you shouldn’t try to prove it. But it popped up on (HBO) Max a couple weeks ago and I watched about half of it, groaning the whole way. When I checked … Continue reading
Words betray me. I can’t find the right combination to describe the physical, intellectual, and emotional discomfort I was in while watching this movie. And it’s all my fault… there’s no reason for me to have gone to see it. … Continue reading
“We can’t close our eyes to the plight of the working poor. Kids, see all the plight?” The Good Mother tells the plodding story of a mother whose son becomes addicted to Fentanyl (of course). He is murdered and she … Continue reading
I’m aware of the existence of the French comic strip characters Asterix & Obelix but that’s as far as it goes. I have to assume they are quite popular based on their longevity and apparently a lot of movies. So … Continue reading
I do not like Broken Lizards. I do not like them on the pool cage when visiting my parents in Florida, I do not like them in their interminably unfunny comedies. I know the Broken Lizard guys are popular but … Continue reading