My Minecraft bona fides are limited… I’ve played the base game for maybe an hour, Minecraft Dungeons for a few more, and Minecraft: Story Mode not at all. So safe to say I was missing some references in this big … Continue reading
Screamboat… yet another IP fallen to the public domain dark side, turned into a slasher movie. Only this time they have an actual budget, some good actors, and a solid writer. In other words, they tried. Steamboat Willie is aboard … Continue reading
Carjackers is a Prime Video film that certainly exists but let this review be my only record of having seen it since I’ll have forgotten it in a couple weeks. It has a good premise… the average workers at a … Continue reading
Believer it or not, a third cheapo Popeye slasher flick has released…. yes this movie exists. It follows the much worse Popeye’s Revenge and the better Popeye the Slayer Man. I’m giving it a low score but there’s part of … Continue reading
Krazy House is what you get when you splice the DNA of Wandavision, Darren Aronofsky’s Mother!, Too Many Cooks, Married with Children, and… I dunno… <waves hands wildly> some crazy violent mob flick. Use Crispr to unite them into an … Continue reading
The Wasp is a crime thriller that had me thinking one of these ladies should have opted to find a stranger on a train instead of an old friend. But that was before we learn a lot more about the … Continue reading
This curious and weird film didn’t work for me. If it weren’t for the unique premise and the acting chops of Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow, I’d be rating it lower, possibly much lower. And I feel bad about that … Continue reading
Going in blind, I assumed A Working Man would be just another generic Jason Statham actioner. But then I see it’s produced by Sylvester Stallone and written by him and director David Ayer. I picked up a little. None of … Continue reading
Neither a sequel nor an adaptation of the children’s book/2015 film, this in-name-only sequel stars an all new cast with new characters. I guess it’s a thematic sequel where the theme is a kid having a bad time of it. … Continue reading
Netflix’s The Life List is a perfectly pleasant drama/comedy/romance. And that’s good in that it’s fine… it’s perfectly fine. But it’s bad in that it’s perfectly fine for just shy of two hours. That’s a solid thirty minutes longer than … Continue reading