Leprechaun Origins (yes, Leprechaun Origins) is a very terrible reboot (or something) to the deliberately terrible (?) Leprechaun “franchise”… only without the knowing silliness those movies brought to the table (out of necessity… it was about a killer lephrechaun). Instead, … Continue reading →

Went to see The November Man, a generic CIA spy vs spy flick starring Pierce Brosnan not starring as James Bond (but co-starring with Olga Kurliyenko… a previous Bond Girl). It’s a pretty standard issue spy flick which plays a … Continue reading →

As Above, So Below is the pompous title for a fairly generic found footage horror flick about a bunch of personality-free stupid people who get lost in the Paris catacombs and get haunted by whatever the screenwriter wants to put … Continue reading →

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is the sequel to Sin City from (oh lord… it’s been that long?) 9 years ago. It’s a film noire meets comic book in dialog, action, and appearance… dialog is hard boiled cliches, … Continue reading →

If I Stay is a new romantic movie with a hint of supernatural… but it’s mainly a romance about a teen girl who is a cellist in love with a slightly older boy who is a rock ‘n roller. She … Continue reading →

So Expendables 3 is another film in the series of Old (and semi-old) action stars ganging together to fight in whatever plot they decide to hang loosely on the flick. As usual, some of the stars get short-changed (looking at … Continue reading →

Let’s Be Cops is the new comedy about two idiots who dress up as LAPD for a costume party and get mistaken for real cops out on the street… and since neither gets much respect in real life, realize this … Continue reading →

Boyhood is the new movie by writer/director Richard Linklater (of Dazed and Confused fame). The backstory is that he (Linklater) cast a 6 year old boy and his family (plus others) back in 2002 and filmed scenes and then reunited … Continue reading →

Te Giver is a movie with a more interesting back-story than it is an actual movie. It’s based on a novel that Jeff Bridges apparently really liked and started developing as a movie for his dad (Lloyd Bridges) 15 years … Continue reading →