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Mar 30

Home (2015)

Posted on March 30, 2015 by Joel Hilke

Went to see Home, the new Dreamworks animated film. I went in thinking it was going to be terrible… so maybe those low expectations resulted in me being really enamored by the movie. It’s very charming, surprisingly sweet, and had … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Aliens, Animated, CGI, Mid 80s, Science fiction
Mar 28

It Follows

Posted on March 28, 2015 by Joel Hilke

It Follows is a new indie horror flick (out at the theaters) with a theme you’ve heard before: have sex, get stalked and killed by something that.. well.. follows… Basically, if a person is being followed, he or she can … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Ghosts, High 70s, Horror, Slasher
Mar 28

Get Hard

Posted on March 28, 2015 by Joel Hilke

Get Hard is the new Will Ferrell/Kevin Hart comedy about prison rape! Rather, Will Ferrell plays a wealthy stock market guy who is being sent to prison (San Quentin!) for 10 years so he hires the first black guy he … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Comedy, Low 80s
Mar 22

SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Posted on March 22, 2015 by Joel Hilke

I don’t have any childhood or adult nostalgia or feelings for SpongeBob Squarepants so my feelings for the new Sponge out of Water movie is surface level. This doesn’t mean I’m unfamiliar with the cartoon (of which I’ve seen a … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Animated, Cel Animation, CGI, Mid 60s
Mar 21

Insurgent

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Joel Hilke

Insurgent is the second movie in the progressively inferior Divergent series of movies/books. And if that sentence suggests that I’m not going to give Insurgent this huge raving review, you would be right. Insurgent picks up where Divergent left off … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Action, Distopia, Low 70s, Sci-fi
Mar 21

Parallels

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Joel Hilke

Netflix has a new “movie” called Parallels… a sci-fi flick about a building that sends its occupants (four attractive 20 somethings) to alternate earths/realities. Is a high concept with limited scope as far as this movie goes… they jump (or, … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Mid 70s, parallel dimensions, Sci-fi
Mar 20

Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, A

Posted on March 20, 2015 by Joel Hilke

The new film A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night is certainly a curios thing. It’s an American/Iranian black and white vampire romance (in Farsi subtitled in English) set in a dying industrial city in maybe-Iran? Maybe not? The city … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Horror, Mid 80s, Romance
Mar 14

Cinderella (2015)

Posted on March 14, 2015 by Joel Hilke

Of late, the new live-action Cinderella is kind of a fascinating approach to a classic fairy tale remake. Consider Maleficent, Snow White and the Hunstman, Into the Woods, Once Upon a Time, and others… most of these recent fairy tale … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Disney, Disney Remake, Fantasy, Mid 80s, Romance
Mar 14

Run All Night

Posted on March 14, 2015 by Joel Hilke

Run All Night is the latest low ambition Liam Neeson action flick – second one in 2015 (after Taken 3). Neeson this times plays a broken-down old drunk ex-hitman for Ed Harris’ icey-but-gone-legit old mobster. Neeson is trying to protect … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Action, High 80s
Mar 08

These Final Hours

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Joel Hilke

Caught the new direct-to-streaming (via iTunes) Australian disaster end-of-the-world drama These Final Hours… kind of like what you’d get if you crossed On the Beach with a rave full of naked women. It’s about an asteroid strike that occurs on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Apocalypse, Drama, High 60s, Nature, Science fiction

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