Twelve production company logos for a movie starring two guys, one of whom is locked in an SUV for 90 minutes? All those logos can’t be be for the production value so are they for the budget? Because, again, two … Continue reading
Little Siberia is a movie that’s trying to say something and be something but what its trying to say or be is too convoluted for me any little brain. A couple points for trying, a couple taken off for failing. … Continue reading
Ash was a roller coaster… one with a five minute chain ride up a hill with a thirty second ride on the other side. It’s a rather slow and frustrating “we aren’t telling you anything” premise that eventually gets to … Continue reading
When I watched 2025’s Popeye The Slayer Man last night, I hadn’t realized I’d missed the release of Popeye’s Revenge last month. Though I didn’t “miss” anything with this massive dogpile of a downgrade. And it’s not like Popeye The … Continue reading
Revelations is a crime thriller from the director of Train to Busan… which isn’t as much of a plus as I’d have liked. It borrows a lot from Prisoners and a few other films to deliver half of a good … Continue reading
Well, it’s 2025 and Popeye slid right into public domain so here’s the latest cash grab horror. Joining the illustrious Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey and The Mouse Trap, Popeye sets our illustrious sailor man on a bloody, low … Continue reading
I thought I was going to rate this Tyler Perry flick pretty well in its first half hour. It sets up interesting characters and scenario where someone is murdered. I saw the murder mystery / conspiracy structure setup and I … Continue reading
O’Dessa is a Hulu movie apparently directed by two people in one body. The one who made the joyful, transfixing musical loved what he was making and poured his imaginative soul into it. The other one just slapped together a … Continue reading
The Twister is a Netflix documentary about the real-world twister that pounded Joplin, Missouri in 2011. It uses a lot of footage taken by the folks who lived through it plus a lot of hand-wavey hooey fake footage of this … Continue reading
Striving for the position of “Anti-Fun Curmudgeon of the Year”, here’s my entry. I hate Looney Tunes, apparently… or I hated this modern endless diversion of madcap tomfoolery that didn’t make me laugh once. Because I had my fun-o-meter surgically … Continue reading