I figured I was designed to enjoy this film… or any flick involving the mystical magical act of sleep that so often eludes me. So what a disappointment I bounced off this one hard. It’s a South Korean film about … Continue reading
Fight or Flight is a perfectly ok dumb energetic action flick. I was entertained and that’s about it. I’ll honestly have forgotten it in a couple weeks unless musing over Bullet Train… which I’ve mostly forgotten about too. Josh Hartnett … Continue reading
The Surfer is a movie in two parts, both annoying in their own ways. It stars Nicholas Cage as a dad trying to rebuy his childhood home on the coast of Australia. He wants to take his kid surfing but … Continue reading
Hot take incoming given this film’s Letterboxd average and the reputation of its director, but I didn’t have any feelings for this one at all. Didn’t hate it, was a little hum-drum but not aggressively so. It just kind of … Continue reading
Rosario is a horror movie you’ve seen before, though perhaps different in its Hispanic representation. Though with dark religious representation like this, maybe we should just leave the possession to the Catholics. A Mexican-American professional gets a call that her … Continue reading
Another Simple Favor is the sequel to a movie I apparently really enjoyed from seven years ago but have almost no memory of. And reading my review, I can see why I enjoyed it… it sounds like fun! So I … Continue reading
Even though I’ve never been down on the MCU of late, I still feel good in saying that the MCU is back (baby). If Marvel can take another C list team and turn in a solid, exciting, and funny entry … Continue reading
Exterritorial is a Netflix Die Hard clone… where our hero must escape, infiltrate, exfiltrate, re-infiltrate, and generally wander around a US Consulate in Germany. Which seems like it would be a particularly hard place to Die Hard in. It’s about … Continue reading
The Rose of Versailles is a Japanese anime about Marie Antoinette, her female head bodyguard, and that pesky French Revolution. When it started, I wondered if they read far enough into the notes to realize it didn’t have a very … Continue reading
#Manhole is a familiar smelling single location thriller where a dude falls down a manhole and can’t get out. Seems like a remarkably narrow scenario… how hard is it to climb out of a manhole? Or follow the tunnels to … Continue reading