The Beekeeper is a movie that will make those YouTubers who troll scam call centers happy. While they spend their day remoting into scammer’s computers, Jason Statham is out here loaded with gasoline cans ready to burn this mother down. … Continue reading
Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part 1 finds good ol’ Flash having the zoomies through the multiverse again. Just like in the latest Flash live action and a few previous DC animated films (and probably infinite comics). It’s part … Continue reading
Well, I took a gamble that a 2024 out-of-nowhere digital rental horror flick might be decent… and I kind of wanted some new werewolf action…. so I blame only myself for rotting my brain with this mediocrity. Sigh. Hellhounds is … Continue reading
I sat on Candy Land all last year… thinking, yeah, maybe it’s a bit of sleazy fun but it also came out in 2022 and I want to watch 2023 films (or some such goony logic). But it’s 2024 now … Continue reading
Foe is one of the few movie trailers I’ve seen in recent years… and it’s both a curse and a saving grace to my viewing experience of this rather plodding film. It’s set in 2065 where humanity is just starting … Continue reading
I admit I rented Roadkill because it was a chance to get in on another early 2024 release. But also because it has the plot of an updated version of The Hitcher… a young woman on a road trip picks … Continue reading
Ugh. Salaar is a big, noisy, over-flexing Telugu language Indian action film that baffled and annoyed me. I spent the majority of the movie unsure what was going on, wondering if I was watching a sequel to something I’d never … Continue reading
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the pool… it’s Death Pool: The Pool that Eats”. Or, you know, just good ‘ol Night Swim (a movie about a death pool). Not since Unbreakable and Lethal Weapon … Continue reading
Somewhere out there is the perfect line… the perfect racing line, the perfect biopic line, the perfect period piece line… not everyone can see it. Most can’t. This movie couldn’t. It’s an unfocused sprint spread across a country mile where … Continue reading
The Color Purple is about a pair of poor black Southern girl who are separated in the late 1910s. One vanishes while the other is stuck in an abusive marriage which she struggled to free herself from over the course … Continue reading