The Burial stars Tommy Lee Jones as the owner of a small chain of funeral homes. When he tries to sell some of them to a behemoth funeral corporation, they try to screw him and he sues. He hires showy … Continue reading
Unlike Natty Knocks which kinda sorta felt like a tween RL Stine movie (only rated R), Zombie Town on Hulu is actually an RL Stine movie. I hit play knowing it probably wasn’t gonna be my speed. The flick is … Continue reading
Natty Knocks reminds me of a Goosebumps/RL Stine YA horror movie except it occasionally drop swear words, kills people, and gives backstory about prostitution. But that’s pretty par for the course for this unfocused and random movie. The flick is … Continue reading
I know Bill Burr is a standup but I don’t follow standup… so to me he’s that guy on a couple episodes of The Mandalorian. I gather the humor in Old Dads is based on his act… observational comedy from … Continue reading
Besides being audacious enough to call itself Night of the Hunted (Robert Mitchum is not amused), this film has the audacity to both-sides” a brutal showdown between a right-wing conspiracy nut and a lefty Big Pharma rep. It asks who … Continue reading
Awareness is a Spanish sci-fi action flick on Amazon Prime Video about people with psychic powers and the factions who want to stop or control them. You’ve seen this movie before… but it’s pretty sure you haven’t. It thinks it’s … Continue reading
Despite its length and despite my mind coming up with alternative takes or judicious edits to the existing content, I was never bored by Martin Scorsese’s inexplicably long Killers of the Flower Moon. But don’t get me wrong, this is … Continue reading
To call Shaky Shivers a horror/comedy would be giving too much credit to the werewolf angle in this pic. It’s much too twee and corny to be anything but an over-broad comedy that irritated me. But I kind of respect … Continue reading
Between you, me, and the cornfield, Dark Harvest isn’t the best name for this flick. The best name is in the movie itself… I’d watch a movie called “Ain’t No Stop Signs on the Black Road”. I have no idea … Continue reading
After one too many horrorshows this spooky season, I put on this Netflix movie to give myself some downtime. And it turned out to be every bit a horrorshow as anything on Shudder… only I can’t tell who the real … Continue reading