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Jun 01

Reality

Posted on June 1, 2023 by Joel Hilke

Reality is almost a more fascinating experiment in filmmaking as it a taut and suspenseful drama. But happily it’s both. I’ve never seen anything quite like it except maybe in a documentary that uses too many reenactments. But this is … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Drama, Low 90s, Thriller
May 31

Machine, The

Posted on May 31, 2023 by Joel Hilke

Thus confirming my whole theory: comedy is subjective. No, I didn’t like this movie. At all. Yes, I thought it was aggressively unfunny. No, I really don’t know Bert Kreischer or his standup act. Yes, this is a hell of … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Comedy, High 50s
May 30

You Hurt My Feelings

Posted on May 30, 2023 by Joel Hilke

I spent the first half of this movie pretty sure I was bored… and then second half slowly realizing I was totally bought in. I can’t pinpoint when the switchover happened, but it certainly happened and I was left bemused. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Comedy, Drama, Mid 80s
May 30

Old Way, The

Posted on May 30, 2023 by Joel Hilke

The Old Way is an overly-talky Western stocked with stereotypes and clichés instead of characters. Nicolas Cage plays a retired killer settled down with a family. When bandits murder his wife, he has to come out of retirement, towing his … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Low 60s, Western
May 29

Tin & Tina

Posted on May 29, 2023 by Joel Hilke

Tin & Tina is a Spanish creepy kids horror flick that border on satire. It’s about a young couple who decide to adopt two of the oddest and most off-putting children imaginable. They are so odd and off-putting, their school … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Creepy Kid, Horror, Mid 60s
May 28

Kandahar

Posted on May 28, 2023 by Joel Hilke

I knew almost nothing about this movie going in… I figured it was going to be just another war in the Middle East flick. But when I realized that was Gerard Butler under that beard, I quickly re-oriented my thinking. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Drama, High 70s, Spy, War
May 27

Wrath of Becky, The

Posted on May 27, 2023 by Joel Hilke

Becky was a solid streaming revenge flick about a fourteen year old girl fending off a bunch of Neo Nazis. It was a pretty bloody entertaining B picture. I certainly didn’t expect a sequel, much less one released to theaters. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Low 70s, Thriller
May 27

Influencer

Posted on May 27, 2023 by Joel Hilke

For a movie I clicked play on with no small amount of trepidation, I was surprised by how good this flick is. With a title like “Influencer”, I thought it was going to be just another thriller about how chasing … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Mid 80s, Thriller
May 27

Mother’s Day

Posted on May 27, 2023 by Joel Hilke

Mother’s Day is a Netflix-produced Polish action film in the John Wick style. It features an ex-soldier who had to give up her child and go into hiding. Years later, the boy has been kidnapped and she must re-emerge to … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Action, Mid 60s
May 25

Little Mermaid, The (2023)

Posted on May 25, 2023 by Joel Hilke

Given that I wasn’t a fan of the original 1989 film (*gasp*), I thought this “live action” remake was a little better than the original. It still has a few of the same issues but it makes improvements to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Comedy, Disney, Disney Remake, Fantasy, High 70s, Romance
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