Caught the somewhat trashy Jennifer Lopez suspense flick The Boy Next Door. The plot? Let’s just be clever and say the boy next door has a Crush on J. Lo’s high school teacher. He’s the most 25 year old looking 19 year old and they have legal (we’re making sure of that) illicit sex and then he turns crrrrazy (because that’s what people with a crush will do). She has to keep their affair secret from her husband (they are separated), her son, and her school.

It’s not a bad movie… it’s not a good movie… it’s a trashy movie though not really as trashy as you’d think. It needed to be a lot more fun to acknowledge what kind of flick it was.

Score: 70