Also saw CHiPs, a movie theoretically based on the old 70s cop show. I say theoretically because this movie is hot garbage that takes the name and the setting and then proceeds to be both a generic cop movie and a terrible, god-awful comedy. The height of the comedy: a running joke about how everyone eats ass these days. Now you don’t have to see the movie.
This garbage film made by garbage people follows Dax Sheppard (who wrote and directed it bus is more famously known as Kristen Bell’s husband) and Michael Pena (who is usually good in stuff) as they try to uncover a crime ring inside the California Highway Patrol. Neither character at all resembles their tv show counterparts… except that they ride around on motorcycles and solve crimes… and oh god this movie is just god-awful.
Vincent D’Onofrio is the villain because every acting roll has a paycheck.
Skip it. Just don’t bother. I suspect this might be the worst movie of the year. Neat.
Score: 54