When I watched 2025’s Popeye The Slayer Man last night, I hadn’t realized I’d missed the release of Popeye’s Revenge last month. Though I didn’t “miss” anything with this massive dogpile of a downgrade. And it’s not like Popeye The Slayer Man is good… but it’s a masterpiece in comparison.

A group of British horny teens (?) decide to camp out at a mysterious house with long-standing local folklore about a kid who drowned there and has come back for revenge. His nickname is Popeye and he wears a sailor suit. <waves hands wildly>

This isn’t a bad movie just because Popeye looks like some random guy in a sailor costume. It’s a bad movie because it’s a pile of amateur hour crap. Bad acting, bad visuals, bad sound mixing, bad edits, and even worse kills even by the standards of no budget slashers.

Also, of course, it has nothing to do with Popeye. In fact, it seems more like a cheap knockoff of Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Fog… only with a gimmick tossed in to get the gullible to watch it <glances around furtively>.

This flick is what it is… a zero budget hack job. And it costs 12 bucks to rent but at least two kind souls have uploaded it to YouTube (one without the pencil test animated intro for some reason).

Score: 52