Because I also just discovered dropping a ten pound stone on my toe hurts, I watched the kiddie film Sherlock Gnomes and thought it was really quite bad. To be charitable, it didn’t kick my cat or poor acid into my toothpaste. It’s really mostly harmless and I guess maybe I snorted in amusement once or twice.
This is the unlikely and unasked for sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet… the CGI kid’s flick from 2011… seven years in the making and they come up with this piece of piffle.
Someone (well, Moriarty, really) has kidnapped someone and Gnomeo and Juliet – ceramic garden gnomes come to life, must rely on the world’s greatest consulting ceramic detective Sherlock Gnomes and his cohort Watson to help save the day.
Hey, if you liked the first film in this unlikely franchise, go ahead and watch this one too. Everyone else stay away… and if you just discovered a rock to the toe hurts, take heed that watching this won’t improve your day either.
Score: 57