To crib from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, this movie is hereby subtitled, “Pigging out at the All-You-Can-Eat Moron Bar.” Which is kind of sad since I thought everything that happens up to the first shark attack is pretty good. Decent … Continue reading
I have zero nostalgia for the first Space Jam movie. It was a 90s flick that came and went, only memorable for its basic premise and actors/cameos. So I’m not coming into the sequel with any reverence for the property. … Continue reading
Fear Street 1666 is easily the best film in this unique trilogy. After enjoying the first and less so the second (a fact for which I’m apparently quite wrong about), I’m only hoping others will see the qualities in this … Continue reading
I kinda sorta liked the first Escape Room film… the suspense really wasn’t there but the characters were ok and I rather liked the ending. So I was surprised to see a sequel coming, but I wasn’t dreading it. I … Continue reading
A Classic Horror Story on Netflix takes wild swings that sometimes connect and sometimes not. If you’re watching it and thinking “this is like a lot of other horror movies” just grit your teeth and remind yourself of the title. … Continue reading
Given the only thing I knew about this movie going in was the title and that title reminded me of the video game Lollipop Chainsaw, I assumed it was going to be a stylized action flick starring teen cheerleaders, possibly … Continue reading
First Date is a desperate film. Desperately trying to be hip, edgy, daring, and funny but coming off as a trying way WAY too hard. It reminds me of a copy of a copy of a 90s era post Pulp … Continue reading
I’m usually up and down with the DC animated films. Some have been pretty good, others less so. I know this one is based on a famous comic but I’m not a comic reader so I’m not sure how faithful … Continue reading
On tonight’s episode of Low Expectations Theater: Boss Baby 2! I saw the original film and thought it wasn’t very good but it had moments of creativity and inventiveness (within its weird plot). And, because I’m stupid, I went to … Continue reading
Spoiler alert: the darkness is not infinite. This alleged tv series is four half hour episodes… so basically a 2 hour movie based on the Resident Evil video games. Why they diced it into half hour chunks is a bigger … Continue reading