The Final: Attack on Wembley promises to be a combination of the January 6 attack on the US capitol and the dumpster fire that was Woodstock ’99. And nothing against how violent it got, the end of the day of … Continue reading
Mother of the Bride is an inconsequential and rather uninspired Netflix rom-com that, to my mind, has one interesting thing in it: Brooke Shields. Not that I’ve been biding my time for her return, but it is nice to see … Continue reading
Well, I did it to myself, really. I went to watch this comedy on Hulu but the app decided to forget who I was and I was too damn lazy to log in again. So I pulled up Disney+ which … Continue reading
I didn’t know what to expect from Mars Express when I sat down in the theater. I just knew it was animated sci-fi… didn’t know it was French nor did I know it would have this cool rotoscoped style. With … Continue reading
A pretty solid first act, a less good and disappointing everything else. This thriller starts with a cool character and a bit of driving in a blizzard suspense… throws in a surprise… and then struggles to fill the rest of … Continue reading
While I’m highly lukewarm on this action flick, I genuinely would understand if its someone’s favorite. It’s well-executed, technically impressive, and I guess the moment-to-moment gun and fist fights are well executed. But I found it tiresome, repetitive, and was … Continue reading
Spoiler alert: the something in the water isn’t really sharks… it’s a bunch of bobbing buffoons trying to figure out how to fill 90 minutes with talk, floating, and sometimes a shark. It’s not good. The flick… destination wedding drama, … Continue reading
I don’t think there’s a daffier, broader, more satirical, baffling, pop art, brightly lit, and straight-up dumb movie out there than Jerry Seinfeld’s Unfrosted. It’s so, so, SO dumb… I love it. And maybe I was hopped up on goofballs … Continue reading
Turtles All The Way Down on (HBO) Max may have, for some, a rough, borderline cringe feel to its comedy and I get it. The flick sometimes does feel a bit much… plus it has a weird Nancy Drew subplot … Continue reading
I struggle giving this very generic horror film three stars… but it has merit in ways I didn’t expect. Because, yeah, this is just a gimmicky PG13 horror film that everyone will have forgotten in a couple months. The flick … Continue reading