I don’t know what to make of this film which is why it rose dramatically in my ratings the longer I watched it. If I’d walked out after the first thirty unbearable minutes, it’s be lucky to earn one star. … Continue reading
Abigail is exhibit A for not paying attention to trailers. Until a week ago, the only thing I knew about this film is that it was horror (and might have something to do with dance). Then I caught the tail … Continue reading
It may not be saying much, but Rebel Moon Part 2 is probably a better movie than part 1. But I kind of liked part 1 for the derivative but excitable big space opera that it was. Both films do … Continue reading
I could have rated Hundreds of Beavers anything and it’d have been am accurate enough appraisal. I haven’t seen something so random and intentional in a long time. Whatever they were trying to make, they made it. I am simply … Continue reading
Damaged is exactly that serial killer hunter movie you’ve seen done better before. Probably just rewatch Seven… or any of a number of Ashely Judd thrillers from the 90s. Damaged isn’t incompetent, it’s just dull and uninspired. It’s about a … Continue reading
The Greatest Hits is a more mature, less YA version of the film Press Play from 2022. Both are lite-Sci-fi romance/rom-coms about a girl who discovers she can travel when she hears certain songs. She then tries to prevent her … Continue reading
Arcadian is a movie that wants to be good without putting in the effort. It’s a sci-fi/horror art house wannabe… a scrappy movie put together on a limited budget trying to be a variation on The Quiet Place. A mysterious … Continue reading
Stolen is a Swedish film about the Sami people… and the only thing I knew about the Sami people going in was a minor dust-up when Frozen 2 came out (the native peoples in that film were dressed like the … Continue reading
Wicked Little Letters tells the tale of a cranky J, a nefarious B, and particularly pernicious Z who… wait… no that’s not right. It’s about a small town in 1920s England where a stuffy British woman is receiving profanity-laden letters … Continue reading
For a brief moment, I found this Netflix kids flick kind of funny… and I thought, hey, maybe this isn’t a total waste of my time as a grown-ass adult with no children to excuse me hitting play. And while … Continue reading