So… classing it up in a goofy storyline, Aaron Eckhart plays the Frankenstein monster in the so-very-serious action/sf flick I, Frankenstein. A movie that tries real hard… tries to be good, tries to be some kind of amalgam of Underworld … Continue reading
So I saw Arnold’s first major new movie since he stopped being the Governator… The Last Stand (not counting his extended cameo in Expendables 2). And… yeah… it’s a super run-of-the-mill action flick with nothing particular to get excited about … Continue reading
I saw the horror flick (presented by Guiermo Del Toro) Mama – starring Not Olivia Wilde (it’s Jessica Chastaine with black hair and always-on eye-shadow… looking nothing like she does in current interviews or in Zero Dark Thirty) and Jamie … Continue reading
Saw Rosemary’s Video… aka Generic Found Footage Budget Horror Movie #50 (released this year)… aka Devil’s Due. This is a redundant, tedious, dull pointless trifle of pointlessness that doesn’t need to exist, nobody wants it to exist, and has not … Continue reading
So finally got to see Zero Dark Thirty (the hunt for Bin Ladin movie) – and was a little disappointed. The first 30 minutes is the All Singing, All Torturing movie, the next 1 hr and a half is an … Continue reading
And, because I wanted a double-feature with Zero Dark Thirty, I also went to see the new Texas Chainsaw movie (in 2D)… which is weird in that it’s a direct sequel to the 1970s Texas Chainsaw Massacre that ignores the … Continue reading
Never read the (1400 page!) book, never saw a non-singing movie version, never seen the musical stage play, and never seen a filmed version of it as a musical – but saw Les Miserables today (all 2 hrs and 30 … Continue reading
Saw The Impossible – the apparently true story of a family on vacation when the 2004 tsunami hit – and how they survived and the human spirit and courage was exalted and such. Very good movie – very scary movie … Continue reading
Saw the flick Silver Linings Playbook – with Bradley Cooper, sexy, sexy Jennifer Lawrence, and Robert DeNiro today… and it’s a great, very very quirky little… romance? comedy? romantic comedy? Dramady? I dunno – but since it was so damn … Continue reading
So Django Unchained may be my favorite movie of the year… kind of gobsmacked about that but there ya go. It’s a violent (red mist! Jeesh) western/action flick with an awesome soundtrack… it’s the revenge fantasy that Inglorious Basterds wished … Continue reading