Apr
04
Banger
Banger is a crime comedy set in the world of DJs and dance music… a topic I have very little real world interest in. So why watch if so uninvested? Well, it’s up to the writer and direct to make … Continue reading
Apr
04
Freaky Tales
While Freaky Tales is definitely an anthology film, it is not a horror anthology regardless of the title. Maybe that’s obvious to folks who saw the trailer, I dunno. I went in blind… and was super enthusiastically positive about the … Continue reading
Apr
03
Minecraft Movie, A
My Minecraft bona fides are limited… I’ve played the base game for maybe an hour, Minecraft Dungeons for a few more, and Minecraft: Story Mode not at all. So safe to say I was missing some references in this big … Continue reading
Apr
02
Screamboat
Screamboat… yet another IP fallen to the public domain dark side, turned into a slasher movie. Only this time they have an actual budget, some good actors, and a solid writer. In other words, they tried. Steamboat Willie is aboard … Continue reading
Apr
02
Carjackers
Carjackers is a Prime Video film that certainly exists but let this review be my only record of having seen it since I’ll have forgotten it in a couple weeks. It has a good premise… the average workers at a … Continue reading
Apr
01
Shiver Me Timbers
Believer it or not, a third cheapo Popeye slasher flick has released…. yes this movie exists. It follows the much worse Popeye’s Revenge and the better Popeye the Slayer Man. I’m giving it a low score but there’s part of … Continue reading
Mar
31
Krazy House
Krazy House is what you get when you splice the DNA of Wandavision, Darren Aronofsky’s Mother!, Too Many Cooks, Married with Children, and… I dunno… <waves hands wildly> some crazy violent mob flick. Use Crispr to unite them into an … Continue reading
Mar
30
Wasp, The
The Wasp is a crime thriller that had me thinking one of these ladies should have opted to find a stranger on a train instead of an old friend. But that was before we learn a lot more about the … Continue reading
Mar
30
Rules of Jenny Pen, The
This curious and weird film didn’t work for me. If it weren’t for the unique premise and the acting chops of Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow, I’d be rating it lower, possibly much lower. And I feel bad about that … Continue reading
Mar
29
Working Man, A
Going in blind, I assumed A Working Man would be just another generic Jason Statham actioner. But then I see it’s produced by Sylvester Stallone and written by him and director David Ayer. I picked up a little. None of … Continue reading