Spoiler alert: the something in the water isn’t really sharks… it’s a bunch of bobbing buffoons trying to figure out how to fill 90 minutes with talk, floating, and sometimes a shark. It’s not good. The flick… destination wedding drama, … Continue reading
I don’t think there’s a daffier, broader, more satirical, baffling, pop art, brightly lit, and straight-up dumb movie out there than Jerry Seinfeld’s Unfrosted. It’s so, so, SO dumb… I love it. And maybe I was hopped up on goofballs … Continue reading
Turtles All The Way Down on (HBO) Max may have, for some, a rough, borderline cringe feel to its comedy and I get it. The flick sometimes does feel a bit much… plus it has a weird Nancy Drew subplot … Continue reading
I struggle giving this very generic horror film three stars… but it has merit in ways I didn’t expect. Because, yeah, this is just a gimmicky PG13 horror film that everyone will have forgotten in a couple months. The flick … Continue reading
The action comedy The Fall Guy is a remake of a “classic” early 80s tv show… which apparently comes as a surprise to many. They both share the same premise, the same character name, and even the same truck, but … Continue reading
Humane is a film with so much potential in its first act that I was surprised how it slid downwards in such fits and starts. Its initial twist and switch to dark comedy was off-putting but I slowly adjusted to … Continue reading
Call it Arachnophobia II… or Peur des Araignées if you want to get French about it (since this killer spider movie is French). What we have here is a particularly skin-crawling creature feature that works great in its first two … Continue reading
I thought about opening with a joke but didn’t have the energy after being disillusioned by this morose, too inward gazing somber drama that. Especially when I’m going against all the high scores. Yeah… I didn’t enjoy my time powering … Continue reading
Unsung Hero is a movie I hadn’t heard of when I saw it pop up at the local theater. Analyzing the ticket patterns of showings, I deduced it might be a faith-based film. The screenings were unusually full for such … Continue reading
What the hell happened to this movie? I enjoyed the animated Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One earlier this year… thought it was a little disjointed and a little down the DC rabbit hole as far as lore goes, but … Continue reading