The only thing I knew about Arthur the King was that it was a dog movie starring Mark Wahlberg. What I didn’t know or expect was that they’d try to make me give a dog’s wiggly butt about adventure racing. … Continue reading
I feel like I should be embarrassed for laughing even half as much as I did at this silly, pointless, borderline annoying film. The goddamn thing has Bhad “Cash me outside” Bhabie in a small role… what kind of self-respecting … Continue reading
Jonah is a sci-fi (or sci-fi adjacent) film with an interesting – if not overly unique – idea. It’s about the investigation of claims of alien abduction. In this case, a mother says her child was taken briefly by aliens … Continue reading
Mark this, my movie watching brothers and sisters, for this is the day where America, nay the world, gains the moral high ground in the long war for who is most responsible for bad cinema. My friends, it is no … Continue reading
Irish Wish… le sigh. Here we go again. Another generic vacation rom-com (at least Ireland is beautiful this time of movie). Also a stab at a come back for Ms. Lindsay Lohan… which is something I want for her too, … Continue reading
Love Lied Bleeding, besides being a killer title, is a wicked, sun-baked neo noire that lets the ladies off the chain. It’s a tale of murder, mayhem, and gym memberships set in dark corners, darker rooms, and too much sunshine … Continue reading
Shaitaan is a Hindi-language Indian horror film that’s a different kind of Bollywood picture than I’m used to. Though, granted, I’ve only ever seen one other Indian horror film… everything else has been action flicks and romances. But this film … Continue reading
Red Right Hand is a solid little crime thriller that gets the job done even though it takes a little too long to do it. Crime thrillers aren’t my favorite genre but this one mostly kept my interest. The flick … Continue reading
Hello stupid my old friend, I’ve come back to the theater to see you again. Yeah, Imaginary is a stupid, overly serious, ridiculous and boring horror film from our friends at Blumhouse… who should know better. But, hell, they also … Continue reading
Ricky Stanicky (as played by Monsieur John Cena) might be a fun weirdo who dresses like Britney, but even his mighty arms and plastic face can’t save this trudge of a comedy. The flick is about three childhood friends who … Continue reading