If you’re not here for Malkovitch, you might as well stay home. Opus is a VERY familiar film… yet another “we’ve been invited somewhere and it’s a cult!” movie and not a particularly good or bad one. Just one that … Continue reading
Control Freak is a film padded out from a short film (which I haven’t seen). It feels like a lot of wheel spinning and time wasting in order to get to whatever point the short got to. I found it … Continue reading
Steven Soderbergh rolled the dice and this time it came up spy thriller on a nat 20… so he added a bonus mystery whodunit to the mix. He just got done with his unconventional ghost movie and just decides to … Continue reading
I’ve only ever caused mayhem and then let the cops chase me around in Grand Theft Auto… and I’ve never played Grand Theft Auto Online. World of Warcraft yes, GTAO no. So the idea of Grand Theft Harmlet interested me … Continue reading
Picture This is an inoffensive, unintereting Amazon Prime rom-com. I could end the review there but, hey, it’s me. It’s about a UK Indian family where one of the daughters is about to get married while the other has no … Continue reading
Netflix’s Delicious is a German film about a rich family that vacations forever in France. One night they hit a woman with their car and decide to hire her as their servant… which I guess makes a kind of sense … Continue reading
While I am not a roboticist or much of a programmer, I adore STEM and movies about smart, driven people. So while Rule Breakers has some filmmaking and screenwriting problems, they aren’t big enough to have wiped the near constant … Continue reading
There’s a joke somewhere about the title of this film and how it starts strong but falls apart by the end. It’s an easy one too… this screen life flick is awfully… bloated. Har-de-har-har. Anyhow, Bloat is about a military … Continue reading
F Marry Kill is a fun and cute little movie that plays with genre and social games… in this case F, Marry, Kill as part of a rom-com mystery/thriller. It stars Hale as a woman just getting back into the … Continue reading
Oh boy… In the Lost Lands is twenty pounds of nonsense crammed into a ten pound sack. It’s overflowing with credulity-challenging plot, goofy dialog, and so much slow-mo that both Zack Snyder AND Michael Bay are sitting in a corner … Continue reading