When I saw this movie pop up as a new release, I figured it was a sequel to something I’d never seen. But a Google search later told me it’s actually based on a Thai survival horror video game I’d … Continue reading
An action fantasy where the US president gives a shit about foreign nations and who the press can shame? You don’t say! Guess this one was made in the Before Times when a better America was imagined. On the other … Continue reading
While Freaky Tales is definitely an anthology film, it is not a horror anthology regardless of the title. Maybe that’s obvious to folks who saw the trailer, I dunno. I went in blind… and was super enthusiastically positive about the … Continue reading
Carjackers is a Prime Video film that certainly exists but let this review be my only record of having seen it since I’ll have forgotten it in a couple weeks. It has a good premise… the average workers at a … Continue reading
Going in blind, I assumed A Working Man would be just another generic Jason Statham actioner. But then I see it’s produced by Sylvester Stallone and written by him and director David Ayer. I picked up a little. None of … Continue reading
Oh boy… In the Lost Lands is twenty pounds of nonsense crammed into a ten pound sack. It’s overflowing with credulity-challenging plot, goofy dialog, and so much slow-mo that both Zack Snyder AND Michael Bay are sitting in a corner … Continue reading
Watched as part of Monday Mystery movie (early preview). Novocaine is a hoot. I could probably end the review there… it’s just a hilarious action/comedy. But it’s more than that… it’s two leads who have gallons of chemistry together. I … Continue reading
As an actioner, Aftermath works pretty hard to be mediocre. Bad acting, bad dialog, a semi-ludicrous Die Hard-like scenario. But its got some core competency that kept me engaged, even if I winced during otherwise cool action bits. The film … Continue reading
Terrorist have taken control of a high rise building and only one person is in the right place at the wrong time. Now these terrorists are going to have to deal with an unlikely hero… the window cleaner. Somehow a … Continue reading
Dhoom Dhaam is an Indian Netflix action comedy romance… and it doesn’t do any of these genres particularly well. In fact, it starts with such cartoony comedy that bounced off my cynical armor that it took the film an entire … Continue reading