Fight or Flight is a perfectly ok dumb energetic action flick. I was entertained and that’s about it. I’ll honestly have forgotten it in a couple weeks unless musing over Bullet Train… which I’ve mostly forgotten about too. Josh Hartnett … Continue reading
Exterritorial is a Netflix Die Hard clone… where our hero must escape, infiltrate, exfiltrate, re-infiltrate, and generally wander around a US Consulate in Germany. Which seems like it would be a particularly hard place to Die Hard in. It’s about … Continue reading
I gave the first Accountant three stars and considered it good but flawed. I didn’t care for what Affleck was doing and the whole FBI plot could have been cut. So I wasn’t jumping up and down for a sequel … Continue reading
No lie, when this Netflix film opened, I thought it was actually going to be an animated film with how egregious and unconvict the CGI was. But no… instead of renting out a couple of cop cars and a truck, … Continue reading
When I saw this movie pop up as a new release, I figured it was a sequel to something I’d never seen. But a Google search later told me it’s actually based on a Thai survival horror video game I’d … Continue reading
An action fantasy where the US president gives a shit about foreign nations and who the press can shame? You don’t say! Guess this one was made in the Before Times when a better America was imagined. On the other … Continue reading
While Freaky Tales is definitely an anthology film, it is not a horror anthology regardless of the title. Maybe that’s obvious to folks who saw the trailer, I dunno. I went in blind… and was super enthusiastically positive about the … Continue reading
Carjackers is a Prime Video film that certainly exists but let this review be my only record of having seen it since I’ll have forgotten it in a couple weeks. It has a good premise… the average workers at a … Continue reading
Going in blind, I assumed A Working Man would be just another generic Jason Statham actioner. But then I see it’s produced by Sylvester Stallone and written by him and director David Ayer. I picked up a little. None of … Continue reading
Oh boy… In the Lost Lands is twenty pounds of nonsense crammed into a ten pound sack. It’s overflowing with credulity-challenging plot, goofy dialog, and so much slow-mo that both Zack Snyder AND Michael Bay are sitting in a corner … Continue reading