Apr
26
Boy Kills World
Watching Boy Kills World was one of the most aggravating experiences I’ve had in a theater in a long time. I didn’t enjoy the movie, but it was more of case of it bugging the hell out of it me … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Action
Apr
20
Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, The
With the collapse of the DCU and the troubles with the MCU, pretty soon half of all movies will be Guy Ritchie flicks. Don’t know what they put in his tea, but four movies in three years is quite a … Continue reading
Apr
19
Rebel Moon – Part 2: The Scargiver
It may not be saying much, but Rebel Moon Part 2 is probably a better movie than part 1. But I kind of liked part 1 for the derivative but excitable big space opera that it was. Both films do … Continue reading
Apr
12
Civil War
I guess I’ll be the contrarian… but I refuse to believe this is a hot take. Alex Garland’s Civil War is a movie about nothing, it says nothing, it is nothing. It’s a big swing that is too cowardly to … Continue reading
Apr
04
Monkey Man
Monkey Man is a tale of two halves… if you can bear the shitshow shambles of the first half, you might find a good movie in the second. But what do I know? Everyone seems to be loving this flick … Continue reading
Feb
29
Air Force One Down
Air Force One? White House Down? Air Force One Down! This B movie is pretty shameless in its “influences” but turns out its not a bad knockoff… as knockoffs go. Imagine this: Eastern European terrorists using both a mole and … Continue reading
Feb
29
Code 8 Part II
Well, at least Code 8 Part II is better than Code 8 (part I). Which isn’t saying much since both are low energy, morose, generic action thrillers with two, two, two sci-fi premises in one. You remember Code 8, don’t … Continue reading
Feb
21
Land of Bad
Little known fact: the Land of Bad is where the Bye Bye Man lives <insert har-de-har-har here>. Also, a single serving box of Frosted Flakes is 120 calories while a Froot Loops box is only 100. That along with a … Continue reading
Feb
03
Tiger’s Apprentice, The
The Tiger’s Apprentice looks cheap… very basic character models, a suspiciously empty San Francisco, and a zodiac of animals but most of them are conveniently sidelined. This movie is cheap and plain… I wouldn’t say ugly, just noticeably generic. Cost … Continue reading
Feb
01
Argylle
Argylle is a fizzle… and this from a guy who liked The King’s Man (that third Kingsman movie everyone hates). In fact, I like most of his films so when I come down hard on Argylle, I’m not doing it … Continue reading