When I heard there was an Indian Top Gun at the local theater, I figured I’d hop into my car and take the side roads to the danger zone. Fighter is an Indian action/war film about top guns, hot shots, … Continue reading
Badland Hunters is a new Korean Netflix action/sci-fi flick that promises one thing and delivers another. It’s all pulpy post-apocalyptic shlock though… and reasonably good time, I suppose. The film is set in a South Korea (or possibly world) ravaged … Continue reading
60 Minutes is a German Netflix film with a premise that promised crackling, bare-knuckle, fast-paced brawling in 60 real-time minutes. In practice, it falls way short. The film is about MMA fighter who bails on his bout in order to … Continue reading
The Beekeeper is a movie that will make those YouTubers who troll scam call centers happy. While they spend their day remoting into scammer’s computers, Jason Statham is out here loaded with gasoline cans ready to burn this mother down. … Continue reading
Ugh. Salaar is a big, noisy, over-flexing Telugu language Indian action film that baffled and annoyed me. I spent the majority of the movie unsure what was going on, wondering if I was watching a sequel to something I’d never … Continue reading
Rebel Moon is a Netflix/Zack Snyder joint that had people sharpening their knives in anticipation of evisceration. I was looking forward to it though since I love big sci-fi epics and there’s part of me that roots for Zack Snyder’s … Continue reading
This is the way the DCEU ends This is the way the DCEU ends This is the way the DCEU ends Not with a bang but a whimper. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom is a tiresome exercise in listless sound … Continue reading
The Family Plan is Apple TV+’s latest example of an old trope… a happy family discovers the mom or dad (or both) had (or has) a secret life as a super spy action hero. This time it’s Mark Wahlberg which … Continue reading
When Animal gives you a runtime of 3 hours 10 minutes, it means 3 hours 10 ten minutes. Don’t even bother getting up when the credits roll… the flick doesn’t have mid-credits scenes, it has mid-credit storylines. And then it … Continue reading
In the spirit of the season, good will towards men, and shooting them in the head, I’ll charitably – and I mean charitably – give Silent Night a decent rating. Even I can’t ignore John Woo’s inarguable visual style, the … Continue reading