Dec
10
Goodrich
Goodrich is a reminder of the blessing that is Michael Keaton as both a dramatic and comedic actor. The film is a gift to him that reminds us how good he’s been all these years. And its fun to think … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Comedy
Dec
08
Hitpig!
You wanna know how lazy Hitpig(!) is? It’s about a bounty hunter pig… which is not a hitpig at all. It’s like they started with a title, realized an assassin pig wouldn’t work for the five year olds, but didn’t … Continue reading
Dec
08
Y2K
Y2K conveniently mixes a bad teen comedy with a bad apocalypse horror and winds up with a mediocre movie. Surprise surprise. It’s also a combo of a TON of other movies all smashed into a nostalgic blender so it’s got … Continue reading
Dec
08
All You Need is Blood
All You Need is Blood is an awkward one for me to rate. But I’ve decided to give it decent score because it’s a good, solid effort. It’s not always successful and its sense of humor doesn’t match my own, … Continue reading
Dec
05
Get Away (2024)
Get Away is a theatrically released Shudder film starring (and written by) Nick Frost. That’s interesting in that Nick Frost has a second 2024 Shudder film that I keep meaning to watch called Black Cab. So I guess he’s in … Continue reading
Dec
05
Jack in Time for Christmas
What in the hell even is this 66 minute “movie” on Prime Video anyway? I’m guessing it’s something by, for, and about Brits only and maybe it just wasn’t for me (making it a mystery why its on Prime Video … Continue reading
Dec
05
That Christmas
I hit play on this Netflix animated Christmas movie with a bit of a ‘tude. And maybe that was the best way to approach it since the flick slowly melted my frozen heart. No reason to sneer at this genuinely … Continue reading
Nov
30
Nutcrackers
Nutcrackers is a drab, unconvincing Hulu Christmas film to the extent I’m seriously doubting it even IS a Christmas film. It’s got the bones of a good movie but the unconvincing storytelling of a mediocre one. It stars Ben Stiller … Continue reading
Nov
30
Heavier Trip
Heavier Trip is apparently the triumphant return of a fake metal band from Finland named Impaled Rektum (of course). I say apparently because I didn’t realize it was a sequel to 2018’s Heavy Trip until half way through the movie. … Continue reading
Nov
26
Dear Santa
Dear Santa would get bonus points if it had the guts to actually give itself the title it deserves… and post that all over Paramount+, social media, and the internet as a whole. But it doesn’t and it doesn’t even … Continue reading