The post credit scene in this Netflix original is a microcosm of what’s wrong with this film. It’s Fred Armisen as the movie-with-a-movie’s director wearing a face shield. The joke line is “It’s really hard to direct in this thing.” … Continue reading
I knew this film was coming but I avoided trailers… I knew it starred Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum but was very pleasantly surprised by the villain and the alternate hero. On the off chance those could be spoilers, I’ll … Continue reading
Truth be told, I watched this Disney+ remake fully expecting to hate it… since I’m too cool for Cheaper by the Dozen ‘n all. But I didn’t. What can I say… sometimes you bite the mouse, sometimes the mouse bites … Continue reading
Are we sure this Netflix film isn’t a comedy? The genre says thriller… but I don’t know. I mean, it’s a home invasion film… I guess we can call it The Desperate(ly incompetent) Hours… and this certain level of incompetence … Continue reading
The Adam Project was a chore to watch… not because it’s terrible but because my internet connectivity is randomly flickering on and off. But, in between drops, I was able to watch this film and found it… well, maybe not … Continue reading
Somehow, Pixar has been relegated to Disney+… but that’s ok since that certainly makes it easier to watch. And happy to say that, when this movie launches and you just want the excitable teen girls to chill out, that that’s … Continue reading
The Seed is a real mixed bag of a Shudder original. If they cut 30 to 45 minutes out of it and just made it a short film, it’d have helped a great deal. But I can’t help but enjoy … Continue reading
I’m not the biggest Foo Fighters fan but I like their music well enough and I like Dave Grohl’s good guy vibe in general. So I really wanted to like this film… I was rooting for it as a big … Continue reading
I think I hated every brightly flashing headache-inducing inch of this nightmarish candy-colored melted popsicle mess of a movie. I simply found it insufferably grating and overly enthusiastic in a way that made me want to reach into the screen … Continue reading
No real point for me to actually review Jackass Forever. The fact is, I’m not a fan of the series or films. Not my stick-in-the-mud, party-pooping sense of humor. Not a big fan of practical jokes or these kinds of … Continue reading