As a child, I wasn’t a fan of Harold and the Purple Crayon. I was a stan for The Monster at the End of This Book. Those scaredy-cat “Crayolas” had to have a magic crayon for their imagination. “Book Monsters” … Continue reading
This vampire film is almost impossible to classify… is it a romance? a comedy? A Romantic Comedy? A horror movie? Not really any of those… even with all the vampires. It’s also not as quirky as the title suggests… it’s … Continue reading
Non Negotiable bugs me… not because it’s not much of a comedy and not because it’s only a barely decent thriller, but because it doesn’t have a hyphen in its title. But mainly because it’s not much of a comedy … Continue reading
Deer Camp ’86 is a prime example of how taking a gamble on a nothing movie can actually work… sometimes. Not often. But in this case, I gave it a shot basically just because it’s set in Michigan where I … Continue reading
Under the Boardwalk was an overlooked 2023 animated film that I heard was pretty good. One of these two things was true… it was definitely overlooked. For some inexplicable reason, it’s about hermit crabs living under a Jersey boardwalk and … Continue reading
Dave Bautista didn’t get the memo… all tough guy actors are required by law to make a tough guy/cute kid movie and he and Chloe Coleman got that out of their system with the original My Spy. But the law … Continue reading
Blame the Game is a Netflix comedy about a guy who goes to game night and actually plays games… unlike in the (much funnier) American film Game Night. Unfortunately, the insufferable game group makes fun of him for liking The … Continue reading
You know, it’s a weird world when a terrible spoof movie like Not Another Church Movie name drops and even worse terrible spoof movie like Meet the Blacks… and I realize, you know, Church Movie is bad… but not as … Continue reading
I struggle with my personal outrage when thinking about Fly Me to the Moon. I’ve got it enough under control that it only effects my final rating by just a little bit. There’s enough actually wrong with this flick to … Continue reading
Familiarity Breed Contempt: The Movie. While there’s probably nothing radically different or even worse in this flick than all the other Despicable Me and Minions movies, the thoroughly average nature of this franchise has become less and less amusing by … Continue reading