So I did this one to myself… I knew the reputation of Poolman as an ego-driven stinker which actually made me curious. Could it, indeed, be as bad as they say? Yes. Yes it can. Poolman stars Captain Kirk (I … Continue reading
Reading my review of Bad Boys for Life, I was surprised at how nearly everything I said applied to this new movie too. And yet I gave that film 3 stars because there was apparently something in it that worked … Continue reading
Sometimes you just gotta watch Cinderella take her revenge in a low budget borderline slasher film that throws in a gratuitous sex scene at the very end… and an explosion. Because sometimes… somtimes a little cinder girl needs to get … Continue reading
I think I was supposed to open a review of Die Hart 2 by saying, “well, at least its better than the cobbled together first one”. Except, yeah, I didn’t think so. I found this a worse film… easily one … Continue reading
The only reason I didn’t give this flick a half star is that I realized afterword that the ugly yellow mustache Garfield has isn’t unique to the movie. I hate hate hate how its animated in this flick but since … Continue reading
Babes is a raunchy, earnest, overbearing, loud, and touching film that assuredly talks to moms and prospective moms of a specific generation. I found it amusingly crass and amusingly honest at the same time… exhausting to watch peppered in with … Continue reading
*Sigh* I had no interest in watching this Netflix animated flick but a “friend” said it was better than expected. And, yeah, I guess technically it’s better than I expected… and better than some other really crappy animated flicks released … Continue reading
I feel like disliking If is like punching a Winnie the Pooh plushy… did the toy really deserve it or was I just having a bad day? I’m not sure… but this earnest and good-willed movie isn’t something I want … Continue reading
I feel like a real bully for giving this imaginative and clever film a relatively low score. But I can’t help it when so much of its right but way more of its wrong. So call me Scut Farkus because … Continue reading
Well, I did it to myself, really. I went to watch this comedy on Hulu but the app decided to forget who I was and I was too damn lazy to log in again. So I pulled up Disney+ which … Continue reading