Word on the street is that Sony has given up the tangential Spiderman villain universe of films… and what better day for this to get out than the day Kraven the Hunter limps into movie theaters. A white flag of … Continue reading
I love the idea of taking werewolves up a notch and giving us an army of dog soldiers on the attack. I’m not the first person to note it’s like The Purge with werewolves (Frank Grillo said it in an … Continue reading
Well, time for a dad movie. After good turkey and bad beans, what else am I gonna do? Watch a football game? Spoiler alert: I should have watched a football game. Or, really, any game with balls and feet. Armor … Continue reading
I think my smooth brain (safely ensconced in my skull and of regular human size) just isn’t advanced enough to “get” Rumours. It’s a strange, gaspingly overly long satire of global politics or something. If only a machete-wielding madman had … Continue reading
Brothers is a comedy with a remarkably good cast for such a remarkably bad movie. One of those fierce comedic bombs that makes you wonder if it was so unfunny on the page or if the non-comic actors were asked … Continue reading
They can’t fool me… Azrael is the name of a cat. But maybe this flick has a deep backstory where Smurf-loving parents named their first born daughter after an evil cat? Maybe… but that assumes this frickin’ movie has a … Continue reading
Hot Take McGee here… and trust me when I say I wish I wasn’t. I wish I could lie and say I loved The Wild Robot. It’d oil the gears, smooth the framework, make me one of the agreeable. But … Continue reading
Literally the only thing I found amusing about this action/comedy buddy-cop film was the title. At first, I was thinking it was a reference to the buddy-cop film The Nice Guys… and later I realized it was actually a play … Continue reading
Dragonkeeper is a bland, boring, generic and mediocre animated flick from China and Spain. It’s about a little girl who has a run in with a couple of dragons and promises to rescue a dragon egg from the emperor. The … Continue reading
OK, that’s it. I want off the art house bus if this is the kind of thing I’m supposed to like. I’ll just step off right here, find a Blockbuster, and rent all the Transformers movies for one night of … Continue reading