Apr
04
Banger
Banger is a crime comedy set in the world of DJs and dance music… a topic I have very little real world interest in. So why watch if so uninvested? Well, it’s up to the writer and direct to make … Continue reading
Tag Archives: High 50s
Mar
26
Alto Knights, The
The Alto Knights asks the all important question: can there be too many Robert De Niro gangster movies? Turns out, yeah there can… especially when this gangster movie feels so familiar and dull. Haven’t we seen this before? It stars … Continue reading
Mar
24
Little Siberia
Little Siberia is a movie that’s trying to say something and be something but what its trying to say or be is too convoluted for me any little brain. A couple points for trying, a couple taken off for failing. … Continue reading
Jan
28
Star Trek: Section 31
Worth cancelling Paramount+ for… or a good reminder I should have done it months ago. Thanks, clueless Paramount+ executive… you’ve saved me some cash while ruining Star Trek! I’m a Star Trek fan but not a “go to conventions” or … Continue reading
Jan
24
Alarum
Alarum didn’t have a lot of potential but I figured with Scott Eastwood and Sylvester Stallone, it might be more than a geezer teaser trap. I mean, Stallone might just be in it for the paycheck but I figured Eastwood … Continue reading
Dec
12
Kraven the Hunter
Word on the street is that Sony has given up the tangential Spiderman villain universe of films… and what better day for this to get out than the day Kraven the Hunter limps into movie theaters. A white flag of … Continue reading
Dec
07
Werewolves
I love the idea of taking werewolves up a notch and giving us an army of dog soldiers on the attack. I’m not the first person to note it’s like The Purge with werewolves (Frank Grillo said it in an … Continue reading
Nov
28
Armor
Well, time for a dad movie. After good turkey and bad beans, what else am I gonna do? Watch a football game? Spoiler alert: I should have watched a football game. Or, really, any game with balls and feet. Armor … Continue reading
Nov
20
Merry Gentlemen, The
Debated on whether to give this dopey, trudging Christmas rom-com an extra half star just to not be “that guy” on LB trashing a dopey rom-com for being a dopey rom-com. But when it’s this dopey a rom-com, why bother … Continue reading
Nov
13
Rumours
I think my smooth brain (safely ensconced in my skull and of regular human size) just isn’t advanced enough to “get” Rumours. It’s a strange, gaspingly overly long satire of global politics or something. If only a machete-wielding madman had … Continue reading