I allegedly read Persuasion by Jane Austen but I had to double-check to be sure. Clearly I remember nothing and I haven’t seen any previous movie adaptations so I don’t have a dog in this adaptation hunt. In fact, I … Continue reading
1Up is an Amazon Prime underdog competition comedy about a group of ladies who form an all-women’s university eSports team. Can this plucky bunch of stereotypes beat the sexist goons on the top-rated team? Have you seen a movie before? … Continue reading
Blasted has an amusing idea for a sci-fi action comedy but none of the execution works. The flick is about a bunch of friends who head to an excluded valley for some paint ball and laser tag fun when they … Continue reading
I skipped this one back in 2020, but with its sequel racing up the ratings charts (in reverse), I figured it was time to see if this movie actually earns all those half star reviews. It does. It very much … Continue reading
Sigh. Yup… Morbius is as bad as the salivating press said it was going to be… as bad as the Letterboxd scores, as bad as Rotten Tomatoes says. It’s sad because I was hoping this wouldn’t just be an Easy … Continue reading
Panama is simply a laughable, borderline incompetent snooze-fest. A generic, probably unintentional throwback action thriller that offers nothing new or interesting. In that it barely co-stars Mel Gibson borders on – and likely steps into – Bruce Willis incompetence territory. … Continue reading
When I first saw the thumbnail for the trailer to this flick, I clicked on it thinking it was going to be a comedy. Because Kevin Dillon’s mug was in that thumbnail… and that’s not a good sign for what … Continue reading
I’m familiar with this infamous director’s past “true crime” efforts but I’ve never seen them. Never had enough interest to track them down. But Aileen Wuornos: American Boogeywoman was on Netflix. I was on Netflix. Might as well be on … Continue reading
The only thing more inexplicable than this being a series is me watching them. But like a more toxic Kissing Booth, in for a penny, in for a pound? But, I figured, at least this would be the end. The … Continue reading
Warning is poorly made and poorly told anthology of short sci-fi films that are jammed together and pureed into a confused soup. Each mediocre story is intercut with other stories and if you ever get confused, then welcome to the … Continue reading