Y’know, possibly the best place a ghost can be is in the front yard. It’s infinitely better than having one in the closet, in the basement, or *gulp* under the bed. But just because you have the safety of walls … Continue reading
Well, it’s 2025 and Popeye slid right into public domain so here’s the latest cash grab horror. Joining the illustrious Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey and The Mouse Trap, Popeye sets our illustrious sailor man on a bloody, low … Continue reading
The Electric State is a blah sci-fi movie full of big half-assed ideas you’ve seen a bunch of times before. It could have been decent if they had put in more effort and taken anything seriously. Instead it screws around … Continue reading
Picture This is an inoffensive, unintereting Amazon Prime rom-com. I could end the review there but, hey, it’s me. It’s about a UK Indian family where one of the daughters is about to get married while the other has no … Continue reading
There’s a joke somewhere about the title of this film and how it starts strong but falls apart by the end. It’s an easy one too… this screen life flick is awfully… bloated. Har-de-har-har. Anyhow, Bloat is about a military … Continue reading
The Bayou is not a good movie… but its got a curious level of competency AND incompetency that makes it a bit of low rent trashy fun. I’m not saying it’s good, but it’s weirdly amusing. It’s about a small … Continue reading
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy is the third Bridget Jones film and it launches on Valentine’s Day on Peacock… wait… what? It’s the fourth Bridget Jones movie? Bridget Jone’s Baby came out in 2016? And I saw it? And … Continue reading
Valiant One instantly has one thing going for it as a modern war movie… it’s not set in the Middle East. No, these producers didn’t go to a random desert for their action flick, they went to Vancouver and pretended … Continue reading
The Calendar Killer is a German Prime Video thriller that is so needlessly overstuffed with plot and characters for a flick where I couldn’t care less about the plot or characters. With a better written script, all the plot and … Continue reading
I barely remember anything about the first Den of Thieves and nothing about this sequel encouraged me look it up. About all I remember is that I thought it was kind of boring and overstuffed with macho bullshit. The sequel … Continue reading