The Bayou is not a good movie… but its got a curious level of competency AND incompetency that makes it a bit of low rent trashy fun. I’m not saying it’s good, but it’s weirdly amusing. It’s about a small … Continue reading
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy is the third Bridget Jones film and it launches on Valentine’s Day on Peacock… wait… what? It’s the fourth Bridget Jones movie? Bridget Jone’s Baby came out in 2016? And I saw it? And … Continue reading
Valiant One instantly has one thing going for it as a modern war movie… it’s not set in the Middle East. No, these producers didn’t go to a random desert for their action flick, they went to Vancouver and pretended … Continue reading
The Calendar Killer is a German Prime Video thriller that is so needlessly overstuffed with plot and characters for a flick where I couldn’t care less about the plot or characters. With a better written script, all the plot and … Continue reading
I barely remember anything about the first Den of Thieves and nothing about this sequel encouraged me look it up. About all I remember is that I thought it was kind of boring and overstuffed with macho bullshit. The sequel … Continue reading
The Damned is a movie that proves my whole theory: being a fisherman in 18th century Iceland would suck. Maybe a little more than sitting through this drudgery of a movie, but the flick doesn’t have me tap-dancing across the … Continue reading
Apparently I continue to be radically behind on my modern stand-up comedians and apparently should watch more Netflix specials to keep up. Then maybe I’d appreciate these various stand-ups who man and woman this Netflix roast of 2024. I agree … Continue reading
Cellar Door is a conceptual mess… and a bait-and-switch. It’s misleading in its synopsis and I’m all grumblypegs about that. Less grumblypegs that the cover art clearly shows Scott Speedman and Jordana Brewster who I like but didn’t recognize until … Continue reading
Homestead is about a nuclear bomb that goes off in L.A. and how that, I dunno, leads to the collapse of the US. To be fair, there was also a cyber attack that cut the power on the East Coast … Continue reading
Get Away is a theatrically released Shudder film starring (and written by) Nick Frost. That’s interesting in that Nick Frost has a second 2024 Shudder film that I keep meaning to watch called Black Cab. So I guess he’s in … Continue reading