So the new Baywatch movie was really disappointing. Not because I’m a Baywatch tv show purist (never seen an episode) but because the trailers were pretty funny and Dwayne Johnson always tries his hardest and Zac Efron has surprisingly turned … Continue reading
Caught a free preview screening of Before I Fall, a film a cynical person might call “Groundhog Day for Teens”. I am a cynical person. It was Groundhog Day for Teens… only serious-minded and dramatic and full of real life … Continue reading
Underworld: Blood Wars is, some how, the fifth film in a largely, “meh, whatever” series of action/horror/leather vampire vs. werewolf movies starring (usually) Kate Beckinsale and a weirdly good cast of British actors. This new film follows a fourth film … Continue reading
Also rented the horror movie The Disappointments Room, a flick I assure you was released theatrically a few months ago. This is a very odd and pretty bad movie about a vaguely haunted house where nothings much happens, even for … Continue reading
Morgan Spurlock is the documentary director behind Super Size Me (where we discovery if you eat McDonalds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, you will get fat) and Pom Wonderful Presents: The Best Movie Ever sold (where we learn that product … Continue reading
I’m sad to say that Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (the new movie set in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter) is a pretty dull and plodding mediocre movie. It’s not without some strengths but generally speaking its … Continue reading
Watched the film (On Demand) USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage (subtitle unnecessary) which is the true story of the Indianapolis, which delivered the Hiroshima bomb to the staging island before returning to the US, getting torpedoed and sunk by a … Continue reading
Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life is a kid’s comedy that isn’t targeted at me and doesn’t care if I like it. That’s fine, but it could still have been a decent movie (and I’m betting no one … Continue reading
Checked out the third Bridget Jones movie Bridget Jones’s Baby (or Bridget Jones’ Baby as civilized people would punctuate it). It was ok, I guess. It was fine, I suppose. It’s a movie that happened, kind of bored me but … Continue reading
The 9th Life of Louis Drax is a very strange R rated children’s movie… or something. To be fair, I’d not heard of this movie – no trailers, never heard of the book, only knew a couple of the stars … Continue reading