I’m sad to damn this ambitious horror film with faint praise because it comes off like yet another generic PG13 horror flick… you know the ones I’m talking about. But it goes all serpentine and gets enough right to settle … Continue reading
I’m happy to say I saw A Goofy Movie back in 95 and didn’t hate it. Didn’t love it… I basically gave it the equivalent of 3 stars and mostly forgot it. But then folks who grew up with it … Continue reading
Drop is basically the same premise as Carry-On… which makes for a funny double feature. Carry-On… oops Dropped it. Har-de-har-har. Anyway, both films are about someone being blackmailed by an unknown person via their cell phone… “do what I say … Continue reading
Screamboat… yet another IP fallen to the public domain dark side, turned into a slasher movie. Only this time they have an actual budget, some good actors, and a solid writer. In other words, they tried. Steamboat Willie is aboard … Continue reading
I’ve only ever caused mayhem and then let the cops chase me around in Grand Theft Auto… and I’ve never played Grand Theft Auto Online. World of Warcraft yes, GTAO no. So the idea of Grand Theft Harmlet interested me … Continue reading
F Marry Kill is a fun and cute little movie that plays with genre and social games… in this case F, Marry, Kill as part of a rom-com mystery/thriller. It stars Hale as a woman just getting back into the … Continue reading
Bill Murray as a hit man? Pete Davidson too? What is this, some kind of stunt casting classic? Sure, just toss in Ed Harris, Gabrielle Union, and Jennifer Coolidge while yer at it. This flick is made for its cast… … Continue reading
Terrorist have taken control of a high rise building and only one person is in the right place at the wrong time. Now these terrorists are going to have to deal with an unlikely hero… the window cleaner. Somehow a … Continue reading
Paddington in Peru is the least of these three Paddington movies but it’s still kinda in the “just fine” camp. It’s an enjoyable enough adventure film with a CGI pear plugged in… along with his smooth, gentle good manners. In … Continue reading
Captain America: Brave New World is lesser MCU… though this from a guy who hasn’t given any of the films a bad rating. I might be a bit of an MCU apologist (Hi, The Marvels) so take that into account … Continue reading