Jan
18
Plane
Plane might just be the most 3 star a movie can get. A perfectly ok action flick that gets the job done. You want more? Go watch a better movie. You want worse? Plenty worse out there. The flick stars … Continue reading
Tag Archives: High 70s
Jan
05
M3GAN
I didn’t plan it, but I’m in the middle of a Child’s Play/Chucky rewatch and suddenly here’s a brand new killer doll movie. Between Chucky, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker AND an inordinate number of Pinocchio movies last … Continue reading
Jan
04
Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical
I did a first time watch of the 90s Matilda film last year and came away thinking it was fine. Without the nostalgia of watching it as a kid (or having read the book) it was energetic and fun but … Continue reading
Dec
30
White Noise
White Noise is a head scratch of a movie. Something that will make you wonder if any of the actors had any idea what was going on during filming. Not that the plot is confusing, more the why of the … Continue reading
Dec
03
Troll (2022)
I’m (condescendingly) proud of Norway for making a giant monster movie that looks this good. One with a big enough budget to have some great visual effects that honors their folklore. These aren’t the trolls I’m familiar with from fantasy … Continue reading
Nov
29
Mickey: The Story of a Mouse
I was going to lead off this review with the pithy comment, “In the next episode of No Objectivity Theater, it’s the Disney+ documentary Mickey: The Story of a Mouse”. I was going to say that, but now I can’t … Continue reading
Nov
26
Something in the Dirt
Something in the Dirt is by the same pair of nerds who brought us the cryptic The Endless and the somewhat-less-cryptic Synchronic. It’s another lo-fi sci-fi from this pair of knuckleheads designed to make you ponder reality while probably not … Continue reading
Nov
12
Capturing the Killer Nurse
Capturing the Killer Nurse is the documentary version of the true life story of a nurse who killed his patience for almost twenty years. Just a week or two earlier, the Good Nurse starring Jessica Chastain and Eddie Redmayne impressed … Continue reading
Oct
22
Matriarch
A pretty atmospheric and eerie slow burn domestic horror flick about a train-wreck of a woman who goes home to visit her estranged mom. Mom is acting a little funny too… and so are the locals… but maybe it’s just … Continue reading
Oct
19
Reef: Stalked
As I watched The Reef: Stalked, I started getting this weird realization that I kind of liked it… and my heart sank. And it kept sinking the longer the movie went. Did this mean *gulp* I’d have to write a … Continue reading