Screamboat… yet another IP fallen to the public domain dark side, turned into a slasher movie. Only this time they have an actual budget, some good actors, and a solid writer. In other words, they tried. Steamboat Willie is aboard … Continue reading
Believer it or not, a third cheapo Popeye slasher flick has released…. yes this movie exists. It follows the much worse Popeye’s Revenge and the better Popeye the Slayer Man. I’m giving it a low score but there’s part of … Continue reading
Krazy House is what you get when you splice the DNA of Wandavision, Darren Aronofsky’s Mother!, Too Many Cooks, Married with Children, and… I dunno… <waves hands wildly> some crazy violent mob flick. Use Crispr to unite them into an … Continue reading
This curious and weird film didn’t work for me. If it weren’t for the unique premise and the acting chops of Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow, I’d be rating it lower, possibly much lower. And I feel bad about that … Continue reading
Y’know, possibly the best place a ghost can be is in the front yard. It’s infinitely better than having one in the closet, in the basement, or *gulp* under the bed. But just because you have the safety of walls … Continue reading
Death of a Unicorn is an unconventional genre mashup. It’s a fantasy/horror/magical realism comedy that reminds us the myth of the unicorn was once much darker (as a reminder: the surprise killer unicorn at the end of Cabin in the … Continue reading
Ash was a roller coaster… one with a five minute chain ride up a hill with a thirty second ride on the other side. It’s a rather slow and frustrating “we aren’t telling you anything” premise that eventually gets to … Continue reading
When I watched 2025’s Popeye The Slayer Man last night, I hadn’t realized I’d missed the release of Popeye’s Revenge last month. Though I didn’t “miss” anything with this massive dogpile of a downgrade. And it’s not like Popeye The … Continue reading
Well, it’s 2025 and Popeye slid right into public domain so here’s the latest cash grab horror. Joining the illustrious Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey and The Mouse Trap, Popeye sets our illustrious sailor man on a bloody, low … Continue reading
The Parenting is a pretty good horror/comedy that gets a boost for its title. It reminds me of The Shining, The Blackening, The Happening, and Highlander II: The Quickening. (<SIDE NOTE>Some of these movies listed are slightly better than others</SIDE … Continue reading