Sometimes Steven Soderbergh’s Prescence tested my patience… and then he’d pull off something that was pretty interesting. Even if half the film is made up of weird relationships and the ghost that still lingers here probably needed to be more … Continue reading
Into the Deep is another entry in the direct-to-streaming cheap shark movie club… but a little different and a touch better. It’s about a woman who had a traumatic incident with a shark as a child who is now on … Continue reading
As Old Deuteronomy didn’t say in the non-existent musical Dogs, “A wolf man is not a werewolf”. Which is something I had to drill into my brain while watching the otherwise cool new Wolf Man movie. A flick I genuinely … Continue reading
The Damned is a movie that proves my whole theory: being a fisherman in 18th century Iceland would suck. Maybe a little more than sitting through this drudgery of a movie, but the flick doesn’t have me tap-dancing across the … Continue reading
Bloody Axe Wound is a movie that had an idea and execution… but made so little sense that I spent the whole time wondering what they were even doing. It’s about a town with a long-running slasher problem. It stars … Continue reading
Nosferatu is Robert Eggers’ fourth – and best – full-length film. And it almost wasn’t if its over-familiarity kept getting in my way. I mean, it’s just Bram Stoker’s Dracula as filtered through the original 1929 silent film and a … Continue reading
Sometimes the onus of having a handful of artsy movies staring at ya just makes you wanna watch a short zombie movie instead. And here we… the cleverly titled Outbreak. It’s about a park ranger dealing with an outbreak of … Continue reading
Y2K conveniently mixes a bad teen comedy with a bad apocalypse horror and winds up with a mediocre movie. Surprise surprise. It’s also a combo of a TON of other movies all smashed into a nostalgic blender so it’s got … Continue reading
All You Need is Blood is an awkward one for me to rate. But I’ve decided to give it decent score because it’s a good, solid effort. It’s not always successful and its sense of humor doesn’t match my own, … Continue reading
I love the idea of taking werewolves up a notch and giving us an army of dog soldiers on the attack. I’m not the first person to note it’s like The Purge with werewolves (Frank Grillo said it in an … Continue reading