Escape the Field is a mash-up film… an amalgamation of ideas that circulate around a low budget, low effort location. It’s Cube if the cube was a corn field. It’s Escape Room if the room was a corn field. It’s … Continue reading
You Are Not My Mother wants to burn slow and make the skin crawl. It does one of those two things… it’s a slow burn. But it didn’t make my skin crawl even though it desperately tried to with its … Continue reading
Went blind to a Finnish horror film called Hatching (thought it was Hatchling, but I guess the difference is minimal). Not sure why this rated a theatrical release… but my local theater has about five three-hour-long Bollywood flicks so a … Continue reading
We’re All Going to the World’s Fair is a creepypasta/meme-inspired internet movie that I guess would be categorized as horror. Maybe creepy, unsettling psychological study would be more accurate though. I watched it with a certain blurry-eyed detached interest… even … Continue reading
Virus :32 is an Argentinian / Uruguayan zombie horror flick that’s labeled a a Shudder Original. It’s somewhat generic as far as horror and scares go but borrows more from the fast rage zombies of 28 Days Later than the … Continue reading
Wyrmwood: Apocalypse is the sequel to 2014’s Wyrmood: Road of the Dead, an Australian zombie flick I only have the vaguest memories of. I remember it having a distinct look and feel with a touch of a Mad Max vibe … Continue reading
I played classic text adventures games back in the 80s and they never had the common courtesy to bring me a beer. This is clearly an inaccurate depiction of classic PC games. What am I even talking about? Choose or … Continue reading
On the way to being yet another mediocre exorcism clone with all the usual clichés, this movie does something interesting and, dare I say, unique? It also goes bugnuts insane. The flick kind of works as both an exorcism movie … Continue reading
Kicking Blood: A Vampire Love Story is a vampire flick that’s not particularly interested in being a vampire flick. Instead, it’d rather – quite flatly – wants to be an exploration of addiction and recovery. And its not terrible at … Continue reading
Sigh. Yup… Morbius is as bad as the salivating press said it was going to be… as bad as the Letterboxd scores, as bad as Rotten Tomatoes says. It’s sad because I was hoping this wouldn’t just be an Easy … Continue reading