I haven’t been a huge fan of the V/H/S series and, in fact, gave Viral the highest score and that seems to be a very unpopular opinion. But I thought this new film, while uneven, a pretty good continuation and … Continue reading
Someone made a slasher flick and forgot the fun. This movie is far too self-serious for the genre. Also it needs a title that makes a damn bit of sense for the movie they made. Yeesh. This slasher flick is … Continue reading
No One Gets Out Alive has a terrible title and an interesting mood. It’s also wildly unfocused, spins its wheels to reach movie-length (before the requisite 10 minutes of Netflix credits), and then had the audacity to sneak up on … Continue reading
Black as Night is a new Amazon Prime vampire flick produced by Blumhouse pictures. I’m guessing this is a continuation of 2020s random horror movies that got put directly into Prime. And I’m not surprised it didn’t go theatrical. The … Continue reading
I can say with some assurance that I haven’t seen anything quite like this before. And that’s a huge net positive… so very rarely do you ever get to see something new. And I went in knowing only that it … Continue reading
Witch Hunt has a clever idea but very low ambitions… or possibly not enough money to carry its ambitions. Not sure which, but what I do know is that it never really lands its ideas and then it mixes in … Continue reading
Bad Candy is a Halloween-themed horror anthology and a whole load of nonsense, garbage, and ineptitude. And for my next trick, I’ll think of more nasty things to say about it. The film uses a frame story of a couple … Continue reading
I was constantly up and down and down and up on this movie… I couldn’t decide if I low-key enjoyed it or if I was actively bored. Seemed to shift every ten minutes. So it’s a real mixed bag but … Continue reading
If I were to draw a line on a graph showing my enjoyment of this flick, it would start low and waver up and down, mostly down, for the first half. And then it’d shoot up up and up. Ask … Continue reading
I was under the impression that The Mortuary Collection was going to be a kid-friendly / YA anthology of horror shorts. Like Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark or Goosebumps. I got that from the cover art and the … Continue reading