A Quiet Place Part II is almost as effective a suspense/horror flick as the first. It has a couple of problems here and there but they are pretty minor for what is a genuinely creepy continuation of the first film. … Continue reading
Hmmm… very mixed on this horror movie. On the one hand, it’s a rather dull series of setups and spook moments… nothing you haven’t seen before and all set in a bitchy CW girls’ school. On the other hand, I … Continue reading
Army of the Dead is the marriage of so many inspirations, calling it an original film would be dubious. It’s a zombie action Vegas heist film that borrows ideas from other flicks like I am Legend (or, perhaps, Land of … Continue reading
I’m very much on the edge on this movie. I didn’t “get it”… I don’t feel like I saw the tense, taut, thoughtful suspense/horror movie every one else did. I saw a slow, ponderous, plodding film that has occasional creepy, … Continue reading
I have a weird history with the saw franchise (of which Spiral is a continuation). I only really liked the first one and all the rest are “enjoyable” for their splatter effects only… they aren’t very scary and their faux … Continue reading
This is what I got vaccinated for? This is what I get when I go back to the theater? This is what Hollywood decides is a theatrical-only experience? Sure, sure. Bad horror movies are a dime a dozen, but they … Continue reading
While I respect anyone who looks at a giant spider movie and says to himself, “Yeah, I can do that as an art house horror film”, I’m afraid the results were pretty grim. The Arbors is about a quiet, shy … Continue reading
I wasn’t expecting a dark comedy when I started this flick… and part of me wonders if they planned on making one. But here we go… a darkly comedic, wildly improbably gory feminist vampire flick starring two B movie genre … Continue reading
The Empty Man is a bit of a surprise. I didn’t expect much from it… and certainly if I’d seen the trailer beforehand, I’d have thought even less. I just went in with the only understanding that some people thought … Continue reading
Nicolas Cage is back taking a paycheck for another wacky Nic Cagerific indie horror/action flick and that can be either awesome in its badness or just bad. Sad to say, this not-at-all-inspired-by-five-nights-at-freddys movie is just really mediocre. Mediocre to bad. … Continue reading