Checked out the latest Kevin Smith film Yoga Hosers. This is a semi-sequel to his previous horror comedy Tusk (which I found very boring and confusing as to when it was trying to be funny). This is definitely more of … Continue reading
Shut-In is a new horror movie with minimum advertising starring Naomi Watts, Oliver Platt, and Jacob Tremblay (the little kid from Room). Basic premise… Naomi Watts lives in a great big house in the middle of the woods… her husband … Continue reading
Also saw Ouija: Origin of Evil, the prequel to the mediocre Ouija, both movies based on the Hasbro product, both movies assuring us that if we buy their toy, we will be cursed and haunted. Moichandising! Where the real money … Continue reading
Phantasm V: Ravager is the (derp) fifth movie in the inexplicably long running Phantasm series of gore-filled weird horror movies. The original came out in 1979 and was really a head-trip (and scratcher) of a freaky little horror movie, part … Continue reading
Checked out Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, the new Tim Burton movie based on a novel of the same name. I read that novel and it’s a fine premise that was kind of poorly written so I was hoping … Continue reading
Checked out Blair Witch, the canonical sequel to the Blair Witch Project. It’s technically the third movie in the series but Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 barely counts and was more of a meta-sequel that investigated the real-life events … Continue reading
Checked out the new sci-fi/horror drama Morgan which is about a team of scientists who create an artificial surly teenager in a lab and things go wrong. Shocking, i know. This movie is directed by Ridley Scott’s kid (and … Continue reading
Checked out the new reverse home invasion movie Don’t Breath, an insanely tense suspense horror movie. Three burglars break into a blind Iraqi war veteran’s isolated home, intent on stealing his stack of cash. Unlike most movies of this kind, … Continue reading
Also saw Lights Out, the new horror film about a ghost who only exists in the dark. Not a very original premise and not a very accurate one since she more seems to only exist in silhouette. If you can … Continue reading
The movie Green Room is an unsettling suspense/horror film that’s just now available for digital rental. This is an utterly engrossing film about a down-on-their-luck punk band on the last legs of their failing tour. They take a gig at … Continue reading