Woman in Black: Angel of Death is the pointless sequel to the Daniel Radcliffe haunted house flick from a few years ago… only now with 100% less Harry Potter! It’s pretty much an in-name-only sequel… I think they had the … Continue reading
Extraterrestrial is a decent (surprisingly decent) cabin-in-the-woods movie where the monster ruining their vacation is (surprise!) an alien. The movie is almost charming in that it is completely sincere in its desire to tell the most generic story. Not only … Continue reading
The Pyramid is a new movie at the theaters that you probably haven’t heard about…. I certainly hadn’t heard about it until it showed up at the theater this weekend and I see a disturbing number of movie trailers. No … Continue reading
The Babadook is a small indie horror movie from Australia that’s in limited theatrical release right now and on iTunes rental (just in time for… Thanksgiving!). This film is one of the most unsettling movies I’ve seen in some time. … Continue reading
Dracula Untold is yet another vampire movie, this one being an origin story of a superhero Dracula that pulls upon a certain amount of historical events. Vlad (the Impaler) wants to protect his family and the rest of Transylvania from … Continue reading
Saw the latest spooky doll horror movie Annabelle – the supposed/technical prequel to The Conjuring (where the same doll appears in the first five minutes or so). The weird thing is, this is a haunted doll movie that forgets the … Continue reading
Kevin Smith’s new horror comedy (I guess) is Tusk – a weird body horror (I guess) comedy (I guess) about a podcaster (played by Justin Long) who falls into the mad doctor hands of an erudite old Canadian who misses … Continue reading
Went to see the new scary flick Oculus – a movie about an evil mirror (it’s a sub-genre!). It stars Karen Gillen (Amy Pond/Dr. Who) and Katie Sackhoff (Starbuck/BSG) among others and has the basic premise that a brother and … Continue reading
The new movie Vampire Academy is a desperately hip attempt at cross-breeding Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Twilight (though it pretends it’s better than Twilight by attacking it directly). The dialog is trying hard to be clever, … Continue reading
Best movie of 2014 so far is Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones. Also, the worst movie of the year. So far. Har. Anyway… this is yet another sequel to the found footage haunted house series… and is only vaguely related … Continue reading