I saw the horror flick (presented by Guiermo Del Toro) Mama – starring Not Olivia Wilde (it’s Jessica Chastaine with black hair and always-on eye-shadow… looking nothing like she does in current interviews or in Zero Dark Thirty) and Jamie … Continue reading
Saw Rosemary’s Video… aka Generic Found Footage Budget Horror Movie #50 (released this year)… aka Devil’s Due. This is a redundant, tedious, dull pointless trifle of pointlessness that doesn’t need to exist, nobody wants it to exist, and has not … Continue reading
And, because I wanted a double-feature with Zero Dark Thirty, I also went to see the new Texas Chainsaw movie (in 2D)… which is weird in that it’s a direct sequel to the 1970s Texas Chainsaw Massacre that ignores the … Continue reading
Boo! Saw Paranormal Activity 4 – and it’s the worst of the lot of films (which really kind of take patience to enjoy). I give it credit for being a continuation of the first two films (with 3 being a … Continue reading
Saw Silent Hill: Revelations 3D… which was not silent, didn’t have any noticeable hills, had no revelations and wasn’t in 3D (because I saw the single 2D screening). The first movie was a fairly decent, moody gory little movie with … Continue reading
So I saw this movie called ATM – about three people trapped in an outlet ATM vestibule at midnight while a killer waits for them in the parking lot. Possibly the dumbest, most insultingly illogical movie I’ve ever seen. Almost … Continue reading
AND I saw Birdemic (Shock and Terror) – a movie so bad that you are automatically a better film-maker than the guy who made this movie (and a better actor if you can convincingly walk down a street without looking … Continue reading
Saw Sinister – Ethan Hawke wears an ugly cartigan sweater and finds ghosts inhabiting Super 8 film reels from 1960s to 2011… Now I’m imagining an evil ghost wielding a super 8 film camera, setting up the reels, recording, editing … Continue reading
Believe it or not, there’s a movie out at the theaters right now called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter… and it’s very serious (not tongue-in-cheek) and it’s marginally good. Produced by Tim Burton, directed by Timur Bekmenatov (that’s easy for me … Continue reading
Saw Cabin in the Woods tonight – the movie about the college students who go off into the woods for a good time weekend to a mysterious CABIN IN THE WOODS (only to run into trouble)… and if you’ve seen … Continue reading