AND I saw Birdemic (Shock and Terror) – a movie so bad that you are automatically a better film-maker than the guy who made this movie (and a better actor if you can convincingly walk down a street without looking … Continue reading
Saw Sinister – Ethan Hawke wears an ugly cartigan sweater and finds ghosts inhabiting Super 8 film reels from 1960s to 2011… Now I’m imagining an evil ghost wielding a super 8 film camera, setting up the reels, recording, editing … Continue reading
Believe it or not, there’s a movie out at the theaters right now called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter… and it’s very serious (not tongue-in-cheek) and it’s marginally good. Produced by Tim Burton, directed by Timur Bekmenatov (that’s easy for me … Continue reading
Saw Cabin in the Woods tonight – the movie about the college students who go off into the woods for a good time weekend to a mysterious CABIN IN THE WOODS (only to run into trouble)… and if you’ve seen … Continue reading
Super 8… it just doesn’t work as well as it should. It’s not a bad movie… but it’s not as good as I’d hoped given it’s director and its obvious desire to emulate great 80s Spielberg flicks. It doesn’t gel … Continue reading
Someone’s hitting the piano REALLY hard in this flick… yes, movie, I know you think that was scary. Weirdly, despite the overly dramatic stuff, there are some really good chilling scares in this flick that it earns (and without gore … Continue reading
The true story of a tire that becomes sentient and uses it’s telekinetic powers to explode people’s heads… yeah, it’s not what you would call a serious movie and it’s also what you might call a meta experimental film. A … Continue reading
This is a better than expected revisionist retelling of Little Red Riding Hood… It’s hardly perfect and gets a little long but I’ve seen a lot worse. My, what big eyes Amanda Seyfried has… not a bad little movie even … Continue reading
Let Me In is the American remake of the very interesting Swedish vampire movie Let the Right One In. This remake was ok but suffered from a few flaws… mainly in not getting the mood quite right. The Swedish version … Continue reading
So I went to see The Wolfman… and, you know, for as much practical makeup as they appeared to use for the Wolfman, they had CGI bear and elk for close-up work… Anyhoo, I didn’t much like this movie. It … Continue reading