The Surfer is a movie in two parts, both annoying in their own ways. It stars Nicholas Cage as a dad trying to rebuy his childhood home on the coast of Australia. He wants to take his kid surfing but … Continue reading
The Dad Quest is a dire Netflix drama/comedy about an ex-husband who learns his son might not be his kid. So he and the child go on a quest to find his bio-dad. Decent idea for a heart-warming family film… … Continue reading
Believer it or not, a third cheapo Popeye slasher flick has released…. yes this movie exists. It follows the much worse Popeye’s Revenge and the better Popeye the Slayer Man. I’m giving it a low score but there’s part of … Continue reading
Sometimes the onus of having a handful of artsy movies staring at ya just makes you wanna watch a short zombie movie instead. And here we… the cleverly titled Outbreak. It’s about a park ranger dealing with an outbreak of … Continue reading
What in the hell even is this 66 minute “movie” on Prime Video anyway? I’m guessing it’s something by, for, and about Brits only and maybe it just wasn’t for me (making it a mystery why its on Prime Video … Continue reading
I chose to meet Disciples in the Moonlight half-way. I wanted to give it a decent score just to buck the trend of all the terrible reviews. It’s a faith-based dystopian film and I like Dystopias… just because it has … Continue reading
It takes real effort to make a truly bad documentary. Even if you (the viewer) aren’t interested in the topic or even disagree with the thesis, a doc is usually at least informative and interesting on some level. Seeking Mavis … Continue reading
(Un)lucky Sisters is an Argentinian Netflix comedy that lacks a lot of core things to make a comedy… namely laughs but also interesting characters. It’s about two sisters from other mothers whose estranged dad has died. They don’t know each … Continue reading
I thought the original graphic novel and the Brandon Lee adaptation of The Crow from the 90s were perfectly fine. They also feel like a property best suited for the goth era they came from. But they went and made … Continue reading
I wasn’t even going to bother with Netflix’s latest SpongeBob movie. I’ve seen two of the films and only a handful of the original series. I was much too old for the show so I have no built up nostalgia. … Continue reading