So… yeah… The Lone Ranger movie is pretty bad. Long, dull, and trying so very hard to be funny with anachronistic humor that comes of as a desperate attempt at saying “I can be funny and wacky too!” To its … Continue reading
Saw the horror flick The Purge and see it if you want some heavy-handed messages inexpertly tacked onto an interesting-but-poorly-executed premise full of dull and dreary … scares? I guess. Premise is that in 2022, the economy is booming, unemployment … Continue reading
Also saw the amusingly titled Last Exorcism Part 2 (almost as funny as the movie title The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia). It was a pretty lousy movie full of padding, non-scares, cheap jump scares, and the like. … Continue reading
So I saw the raunchy (read in: fart jokes, boob jokes, etc.) skit comedy Movie 42 today (think Kentucky Fried Movie). It’s billing itself as wrong and offensive and it took about 2 minutes after Hugh Jackman shows up on … Continue reading
Saw The Watch… really trying to… what was I talking about? Oohh.. a shiny penny. Score: 61
Transformers 3 is a good movie marred by the fact it’s a bad movie. That’s the best thing I’ve ever said about a (live action) Transformers movie. For the first time in this series, I actually felt an emotion other … Continue reading
Another disappointment – a movie that blew it’s good jokes in the red band trailer and was otherwise… meh. So disappointing. I suspect others will find it funnier though. I felt it was just one low-brow, low-hanging fruit joke after … Continue reading
All splash, no depth. Sucker Punch seems like a movie designed to be awesome for geeks. Anime-inspired girls in school uniforms? Check. Cybernetic samurai? Check. Steampunk nazi zombies? Check. Dragons? Check. Check. Check. Amazing trailer, made me want to love … Continue reading