Jul
30
Red 2
Saw the movie Red 2 so you don’t have to! It’s the sequel to Red… did you see that? Probably not. Old people can be spies and action heroes too… only half as good as Space Cowboys which was about … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Low 60s
Jul
05
Lone Ranger, The (2013)
So… yeah… The Lone Ranger movie is pretty bad. Long, dull, and trying so very hard to be funny with anachronistic humor that comes of as a desperate attempt at saying “I can be funny and wacky too!” To its … Continue reading
Jun
09
Purge, The
Saw the horror flick The Purge and see it if you want some heavy-handed messages inexpertly tacked onto an interesting-but-poorly-executed premise full of dull and dreary … scares? I guess. Premise is that in 2022, the economy is booming, unemployment … Continue reading
Mar
04
Last Exorcism 2, The
Also saw the amusingly titled Last Exorcism Part 2 (almost as funny as the movie title The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia). It was a pretty lousy movie full of padding, non-scares, cheap jump scares, and the like. … Continue reading
Jan
26
Movie 43
So I saw the raunchy (read in: fart jokes, boob jokes, etc.) skit comedy Movie 42 today (think Kentucky Fried Movie). It’s billing itself as wrong and offensive and it took about 2 minutes after Hugh Jackman shows up on … Continue reading
Jul
28
Watch, The
Saw The Watch… really trying to… what was I talking about? Oohh.. a shiny penny. Score: 61
Jul
01
Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
Transformers 3 is a good movie marred by the fact it’s a bad movie. That’s the best thing I’ve ever said about a (live action) Transformers movie. For the first time in this series, I actually felt an emotion other … Continue reading
Apr
09
Your Highness
Another disappointment – a movie that blew it’s good jokes in the red band trailer and was otherwise… meh. So disappointing. I suspect others will find it funnier though. I felt it was just one low-brow, low-hanging fruit joke after … Continue reading
Mar
27
Sucker Punch
All splash, no depth. Sucker Punch seems like a movie designed to be awesome for geeks. Anime-inspired girls in school uniforms? Check. Cybernetic samurai? Check. Steampunk nazi zombies? Check. Dragons? Check. Check. Check. Amazing trailer, made me want to love … Continue reading