Of all the reasons to rent what looks like Generic Zombie Movie #583, it being almost two hours long is one of the stranger ones. But, yeah, here’s another zombie movie that doesn’t sound like it’s moving the needle, but … Continue reading
Rosario is a horror movie you’ve seen before, though perhaps different in its Hispanic representation. Though with dark religious representation like this, maybe we should just leave the possession to the Catholics. A Mexican-American professional gets a call that her … Continue reading
Watched early as a Monday Mystery movie/Screen Unseen. The Legend of Ochi is a PG rated A24 creature feature… I know, the world turned upside down. What even is life? It’s kind of their quirky quirk quirk version of Mac … Continue reading
There’s a big casting and screenwriting blunder at the heart of this rather bland spy movie. Which is sad since the premise has promise… but the execution is a huge miss. The Amateur stars Rami Malek as a Floor -5 … Continue reading
Krazy House is what you get when you splice the DNA of Wandavision, Darren Aronofsky’s Mother!, Too Many Cooks, Married with Children, and… I dunno… <waves hands wildly> some crazy violent mob flick. Use Crispr to unite them into an … Continue reading
This curious and weird film didn’t work for me. If it weren’t for the unique premise and the acting chops of Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow, I’d be rating it lower, possibly much lower. And I feel bad about that … Continue reading
Neither a sequel nor an adaptation of the children’s book/2015 film, this in-name-only sequel stars an all new cast with new characters. I guess it’s a thematic sequel where the theme is a kid having a bad time of it. … Continue reading
Twelve production company logos for a movie starring two guys, one of whom is locked in an SUV for 90 minutes? All those logos can’t be be for the production value so are they for the budget? Because, again, two … Continue reading
Nothing against most of the acting or any of the production value or special effects. A lot against the writing though. Mickey 17 is a movie that doesn’t feel focused or grounded… it’s overbroad while also under-written. It’s a movie … Continue reading
The Unbreakable Boy makes it hard to be on its side. It has a likable kid actor who does everything he can to annoy the audience in the same way he annoys his dad. So good job there. It also … Continue reading