Krazy House is what you get when you splice the DNA of Wandavision, Darren Aronofsky’s Mother!, Too Many Cooks, Married with Children, and… I dunno… <waves hands wildly> some crazy violent mob flick. Use Crispr to unite them into an … Continue reading
This curious and weird film didn’t work for me. If it weren’t for the unique premise and the acting chops of Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow, I’d be rating it lower, possibly much lower. And I feel bad about that … Continue reading
Neither a sequel nor an adaptation of the children’s book/2015 film, this in-name-only sequel stars an all new cast with new characters. I guess it’s a thematic sequel where the theme is a kid having a bad time of it. … Continue reading
Twelve production company logos for a movie starring two guys, one of whom is locked in an SUV for 90 minutes? All those logos can’t be be for the production value so are they for the budget? Because, again, two … Continue reading
Nothing against most of the acting or any of the production value or special effects. A lot against the writing though. Mickey 17 is a movie that doesn’t feel focused or grounded… it’s overbroad while also under-written. It’s a movie … Continue reading
The Unbreakable Boy makes it hard to be on its side. It has a likable kid actor who does everything he can to annoy the audience in the same way he annoys his dad. So good job there. It also … Continue reading
Ke Huy Quan’s return to the big screen is a real gift, especially if you were alive in 1984 & 1985 for his kid double feature. So I hope it’s his choice to follow Everything Everywhere with a basic kung-fu … Continue reading
Haven’t we seen this exact movie before… like a dozen times in the past five years? Mom and dad, husband and wife, boyfriend and girlfriend are secret spies for the FBI, surprising their significant other or children or whoever needs … Continue reading
Ever watched one of those “I just don’t get it” movies? This is certainly one of them. I mean, I get the premise… but not quite the approach. It’s about a rich family and a few servants living out the … Continue reading
Carnage for Christmas is one of three Alice Maio Mackay low budget horror flicks to hit Shudder this December. This is her fifth (rather short) full length movie… and she’s 19. So even if the budget is vanishingly small and … Continue reading