So the new (and mostly final) Fox X-Men movie Dark Phoenix is out and it’s the very definition of a shrug. I say this is mostly the final Fox produced X-Men flick since Disney (having bought Fox and gotten the … Continue reading
Also checked out the new suspense / domestic horror movie The Intruder. This is in that long of chain of movies where regular people are confronted with the evil of A) the nanny, B) the neighbor, C) the neighborhood cop, … Continue reading
Went to see the new comedy Little… which is a body-swap movie whose title suggests Big in reverse. Because it is… it’s about an adult woman who gets hit with a magical whammy and reverts to her early teenage self. … Continue reading
So the latest Disney live-action remake of a classic animated flick is at theaters. Tim Burton’s version of Dumbo… and that sentence contains two triggers for me. I do not like the original animated Dumbo movie. As a kid, I … Continue reading
Checked out the latest in a weird new subgenre of “sick teenage girl is special because she’s sick” romances called Five Feet Apart. I know there’s always been dying person romance movies, but there’s been a glut of them since … Continue reading
Went to see the new romantic comedy spoof (that is an actual romantic comedy despite the jokes about its own genre) Isn’t It Romantic. Of the three movies that came out for Valentine’s Day, this was the only that was … Continue reading
Also rented on iTunes 2018’s high school musical zombie comedy Christmas movie Anna and the Apocalypse. This is a small Scottish flick that has a lot of heart, not a lot of brains, that almost works. Yes, it’s a … Continue reading
So… you’d think a movie with the title The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot would be funnier, quirkier, or maybe even bad-assier than the actual movie tuned out. But I suspect the name was given – and … Continue reading
And… wooo baby… I also went to see the surprise Keanu Reeves sci-fi flick Replicas. I say surprise because I didn’t see a trailer for the flick and I kept thinking, “that guy sounds like Keanu Reeves.” “Wait… that IS … Continue reading
The new suspense/horror film Escape Room is the first theatrical release of 2019… and it manages to be not so bad. Usually the first release of the year is a bad horror movie that couldn’t hack it over the holidays. … Continue reading