Oh how I hated this movie. Not because it was a pointless, plodding waste of my time, but because it was playing at a mainstream theater and I spent twelve bucks and ninety minutes of my ever-shortening life on it. … Continue reading →

So there’s this indie/cult film that’s been getting a lot of word-of-mouth called Verotika. A few people I follow on YouTube made videos on it and I’m always up for a crazy, looney-pants attempt at… something… so I gave it … Continue reading →

Alone in the Dark is somehow feels like watching three hours of a 90 minute movie. It’s one of the biggest piles of garbage that Christian Slater ever found after falling out a NYC window into a garbage bin. Not … Continue reading →