Jul
31
Emoji Movie, The
So I went to see The Emoji Movie. I admit it. It happened. I took the hit so you wouldn’t have to. I’m really a hero, if you think about it. So, yes, if you saw the trailer (or … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Mid 50s
Apr
23
Free Fire
Free Fire is a new action film that’s pretty much a genre experiment more than it is a movie. Basically it’s a 70’s era crime action flick that takes place in one location and is mostly a 45-50 minute gun … Continue reading
Mar
25
CHiPs (2017)
Also saw CHiPs, a movie theoretically based on the old 70s cop show. I say theoretically because this movie is hot garbage that takes the name and the setting and then proceeds to be both a generic cop movie and … Continue reading
Dec
17
Wild Life, The (2016)
I also rented the kid’s cartoon version of Robinson Crusoe called The Wild Life. This came out earlier this year and managed maybe a week or two at the theaters. It deserved a fast death. This is a terrible and … Continue reading
May
25
Angry Birds Movie, The
Went to see The Angry Birds movie tonight because I’m stupid and apparently have $10 to blow on an evening show of a terrible movie. But there was a chance it wasn’t going to be terrible – the reviews are … Continue reading
May
14
Darkness, The (2016)
The Darkness is a new and utterly relentlessly terrible, trite, boring, unintentionally funny, cliche-ridden horror film that came out this weekend that no one should see. Because you’ve seen it before, even if you don’t watch a lot of horror … Continue reading
Feb
20
Cabin Fever (2016)
Checked out the perplexingly unnecessary remake of Cabin Fever, a 14 year old movie that I don’t think anyone has thought about in 13 years and certainly only the producers thought needed remaking. Cabin Fever (the original) is an Eli … Continue reading
Dec
05
Krampus
Krampus is a new Christmas horror comedy that released this weekend with limited advertising… but it looked like it had potential. It is based on the Germanic folk tale of Krampus, an evil spirit known as Santa’s shadow. If you … Continue reading
Sep
06
Transporter: Refueled
The Transporter: Refueled is either the continuation of the Jason Statham action chase series or a reboot… and having seen the movie, I’m not sure which it is. Also sure it doesn’t matter. This one stars Ed Skrein, best know … Continue reading
Aug
15
Air (2015)
There’s a new sci-fi trapped-in-a-bunker movie that’s in limited theatrical release and On Demand streaming called Air. I gave it a shot since it’s “from the producers of The Walking Dead” and stars Norman Reedus (Daryl from Walking Dead) and … Continue reading