Went blind into a movie called The Funhouse Massacre… all I knew about it was the title which cleverly suggested there would be a funhouse in which a massacre would take place. I’m clever in deducing these things. But, yeah, … Continue reading
Final Girl is an odd horror/suspense film that has the DNA of similar films in it but doesn’t seem to know how to be that film. Basic premise is that a girl is recruited and trained all her life to … Continue reading
It Follows is a new indie horror flick (out at the theaters) with a theme you’ve heard before: have sex, get stalked and killed by something that.. well.. follows… Basically, if a person is being followed, he or she can … Continue reading
And, because I wanted a double-feature with Zero Dark Thirty, I also went to see the new Texas Chainsaw movie (in 2D)… which is weird in that it’s a direct sequel to the 1970s Texas Chainsaw Massacre that ignores the … Continue reading
So I saw this movie called ATM – about three people trapped in an outlet ATM vestibule at midnight while a killer waits for them in the parking lot. Possibly the dumbest, most insultingly illogical movie I’ve ever seen. Almost … Continue reading
Freddy vs. Jason is one heck of a gore-fest. Far gorier than the last Friday the 13th movie – even Jason X has some nasty gore – but it was nothing like the buckets of blood this one had. Is … Continue reading